Was wondering the same. Came out of nowhere.???=Dougie?
What happened?
I banged one whore....well, wait, do Chinese masseuse’s count as a whore? I paid for the massage, the sex was incidental...need someone to make a call this one.Actually I have banged hookers who are strippers too. So I guess I have
Can I have Douglas’ first 100 badge as he wanted his account deleted so that makes him null and void?True story...
Age 25, married a Hooters chic I met while having lunch in there one day. Dated 4 months (I'm an idiot) and got divorced 14 months later. Caught the bitch cheating, imagine that. Anyway, my way of coping with the divorce was bang any piece of strange with a pulse. Hooked up with several strippers, and the best one I met was in some shit hole club in the south end of Louisville. Ya know, the one's where there's 4 guys in the joint on a Friday night and they're all regulars. Me and some buddies went in there one night and I got this chics number. Possibly the best lay that I've ever had, but she was fat and had a head the size of Tony Siragusa. My roommate called her hog head...to her face. Did she have formal dance training? Who knows, but she was down for anything lol.
I another thrivingI banged one whore....well, wait, do Chinese masseuse’s count as a whore? I paid for the massage, the sex was incidental...need someone to make a call this one.
Anyway, the whore was hot and had nice, huge tata’s. Would have dated her if she had met me in another capacity. I miss her.
lolStill laugh about that Siragusa chick man, sorry for that but I “literally” spit my drink out
I banged a stripper who is a hooker on the side.Actually I have banged hookers who are strippers too. So I guess I have
He’s a dick twat......I was at a little Italy festival with my ex girlfriend and playing black jack and i didn’t play the “safety” (the fuck if I know fuck all about cards) and this fat fuck was next to me and birtched at me because i didn’t act on the “safety” and he kept on bitching about it......i took the next card and cuntagoosa says “that was my card”.....my ex says “fuck this let’s get out of here, this guy’s an asshole”. Leave the table and his fat headed cunt ass follows me away from the table with his little posse of little followers. He’s bitching at me and his little posse was egging him on. I was not feeling comfortable. Mind you, this asshole was playing for the ravens and making millions but he wanted a piece of me for one hand that he lost......I looked at his minions like “boys, I’ll kill all of you dodos”, but i wanted none of a professional football player who was overweight and a state champion wrestler from nj. He’s a cunt and a bully. Quite happily would have fought all 6 of the little bitches he carried with him, but not him.....I hate that guy
Should have stabbed him.He’s a dick twat......I was at a little Italy festival with my ex girlfriend and playing black jack and i didn’t play the “safety” (the fuck if I know fuck all about cards) and this fat fuck was next to me and birtched at me because i didn’t act on the “safety” and he kept on bitching about it......i took the next card and cuntagoosa says “that was my card”.....my ex says “fuck this let’s get out of here, this guy’s an asshole”. Leave the table and his fat headed cunt ass follows me away from the table with his little posse of little followers. He’s bitching at me and his little posse was egging him on. I was not feeling comfortable. Mind you, this asshole was playing for the ravens and making millions but he wanted a piece of me for one hand that he lost......I looked at his minions like “boys, I’ll kill all of you dodos”, but i wanted none of a professional football player who was overweight and a state champion wrestler from nj. He’s a cunt and a bully. Quite happily would have fought all 6 of the little bitches he carried with him, but not him.....I hate that guy
Seriously? You couldn't generate one adult diaper joke to shut him up?He’s a dick twat......I was at a little Italy festival with my ex girlfriend and playing black jack and i didn’t play the “safety” (the fuck if I know fuck all about cards) and this fat fuck was next to me and birtched at me because i didn’t act on the “safety” and he kept on bitching about it......i took the next card and cuntagoosa says “that was my card”.....my ex says “fuck this let’s get out of here, this guy’s an asshole”. Leave the table and his fat headed cunt ass follows me away from the table with his little posse of little followers. He’s bitching at me and his little posse was egging him on. I was not feeling comfortable. Mind you, this asshole was playing for the ravens and making millions but he wanted a piece of me for one hand that he lost......I looked at his minions like “boys, I’ll kill all of you dodos”, but i wanted none of a professional football player who was overweight and a state champion wrestler from nj. He’s a cunt and a bully. Quite happily would have fought all 6 of the little bitches he carried with him, but not him.....I hate that guy
Shit it you cunty dodo you.....I’m going to visit you in derby and wrap your head in a diaper@Robbie Hart got bullied by a man who wears diapers?
Thanks for letting us know that. I'm sure nobody will bring it up
Who the fuck knows what this is all about?Seriously? You couldn't generate one adult diaper joke to shut him up?
"What's the safety? Sorry, didn't know you Depends on it."
So there's a strip club right across the VA/WVA border that has a regular amateur night. It just so happens that it's about 30 minutes away from Virginia Tech and Radford.Most strippers I've met are working their way through university (they've told me as much and I've no reason to doubt them), so I'd say not many have formal training in the art of dance.
@Robbie Hart got bullied by a man who wears diapers?
Thanks for letting us know that. I'm sure nobody will bring it up