My dick while reading this story:
I feel like the real bad guy in this story got away without an ass whuppin': your bitch ass Gramma
Funny thing is according to the media we're being overrun by white supremacists/nationalists.
I mistakenly used to think that I've never met one...
With fingers like that it wouldn't matter if he doesn't even have a cock.
I thought this was gonna be from a comedy show or some shit. Wow lol
Ya knows, me buddy! I already gave 'er a cawl and said "listen, missus, me buddy Lars is comin' down and he wants ta bang da jeeeeezus guts outta...
That will really depend on the person. Some people will take offence to it when none is offered (can't stand that), but to each their own. It can...
My son we sold that a dog's age ago for a few cases of black horse, a pack of player's light, and a couple pounds of baloney.
My culture is not your punchline.
You need some Mary Browns in your life, bruh.
No it's not.
And millions of people think "should've" is "should of" but that doesn't make them any less wrong.
Newfoundland is not the maritimes
Couldn't really say. We were in high school together, weren't friends or anything. She was quiet back then. Not so quiet now, apparently....
I know her.
The strokes when you feel ya nut comin'.
It's a title given to you if you can successfully jerk off and stop just before completion ten times in one session.
I've been trying for this...
Well now that my seed has been spilled I'm in.
I jerked off to the fuck scene. Does that count?
He definitely wasn't my favorite character either, but I wouldn't call him bad. Then again, next to dreamy Mario he was pretty awful
You says dat now, but it'll be your arse snottin' n bawlin' whin it's gawn and ya wants a dirty ol' feed some night, ya saucy little bluff!
Two dick-suck rule. I thought everybody knew about this.
Fuck you too, prick.
Niko "Power Bottom" Price
I'm coining that nickname now.
Reasons to hope for Vick to get KO'd:
1. Always has his tongue hanging out of his head
2. Shitty cage tattoo
Close on the feet? You sure you had your eyes open?
These make my asshole pucker
Good call on Sean Paul. Can't stand that nut tugger.
Of course not, they don't exist.....
It's no trouble to spot the Antifa members and/or sympathizers, they'll be the ones writing essays on why ANTIFA doesn't exist.
Stack 'em 3 high and lick 'em from stem to stern, my son! STEM T' STERN!!!
I oppose the death penalty for one reason only: Innocent have and will be put to death and that is unacceptable.
If not for that I'd be all for...