Yeah well I never said I had a big codger. I think I'm about average. She never complained and screamed in pleasure at times. I just dunno if its...
It reminds me a lot of Bill Cosby's early stuff. It's easy to see where Chapelle's influence comes from.
y'all is American for 'you bunch of cunts'
Some how I just know that a man wouldn't have died in that same situation.
So this bloke was just a nutcase from what I'm seeing.
Maybe because it is?
So basically you are all saying that my work is lame, okay I accept that.
But you cunts don't realise that I researched this before I wrote...
Dudes, who want a quick wank and only read a few pages.
The movie About Schmidt where 60 year old Kathy Bates flashes her leathery and fur-lined gunt in Jack Nicholsons face.
I don't give a fuck about anything in this thread. Stallone is the fucking shit. I will be watching this movie the day it comes out.
Physics is bullshit mate, that's why.
If Russian weddings is anything like Russian porn then they must be great.
In Mother England we have to put up with this.
Where the fuck do I say Vagina?
I really wrote that shite btw, atrocious as it probably is, and I'm trying to sound like an American and I used...
Alright then, this is it so far.
Yeah well it never happened, I weakened and went back to porn, and never shagged the shit out of her. Since I made that post I think we've had one...
Hey fuckers what's up? Long time no see.
Me mate told me he's making 500 quid a month from selling his smutty kindle books on Amazon so I thought...
And the reason they made Erica a more prominent character is because all the kids from S1 and 2 are getting older now, so they wanted to keep the...
Over what though?
I liked the tribute to the Terminator movies/
Tommy is a hero but don't think for one minute that Trump will give him refuge in the USA. It's way too political and the US does not offer asylum...
I heard that in China they have American food restaurants where subservient white people serve you and you have to eat with weird utensils like a...
So I've been trying this for a few weeks now and the first couple were the hardest. I kept going back to porn and wasting my chi. Eventually I...
He makes some good points.
Not bad, currently considering my options.
She must be dynamite in the sack. No pun intended.
Elise Stefanik is hotter and classier.
Rocky 3 was fucking epic.
Mister T, Hulk Hogan, Eye of the Tiger, training in the Ghetto. It had everything that an 80's movie should have.
^^^ That's just your opinion man.
When I was a kid every one caught measles and mumps and chickenpox and we all survived.
Now they carry on like it's an Ebola outbreak when a kid...
Kim Jong is alright in my book. I think he gets a lot of bad press.
Because that is the woman's job.
She has a job and doesn't get home until the evening. I am currently in-between jobs and stay at home but If...
Fuck those cunts. You should be allowed to clock up debt without people trying to make you pay for it.
Mine is preparing some enchiladas that she bought from the store and all she has to do is heat them up, plus some 1 minute rice in a microwave...
If they must be 31 years older than me, I choose Yoko Ono.
I would beat the fuck out of her.
The worst thing that I can see about meth is that at some stage you are going to suck another man's dick in order to support your habit. That's...
I'm watching this now. Two thirds into episode 1 and it's good so far.
If I could afford to be on meth, I probably would be. I only hear good things about it.
It makes you more alert, increases concentration and...