General 16 Commandments of Poon - I fucked up.

[Rambo John J]

I don’t think hoodrats and cokeheads should count. Every disgusting pic he posts I can literally smell through my phone.

to each their own...some look pretty hot to me

probably some other heavy bangers here...jsut not sure who

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Haha, Ohio broad. If that means anything?

So she probably loves fentanyl then. Unless you are from Cincituky, in which case she will probably want some chili with her fentanyl.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Use reverse psychology.....Tell her she absolutely will not be allowed to sleep with you under any circumstances

 

[MMAPlaywright]

“...I admit I'm a beta...”

You do?

 

[TheFuck?]

So she probably loves fentanyl then.

Ha, nice. Nah she's a weed head, but that's it.

“...I admit I'm a beta...”

You do?

Yeah, not something I'm proud of. I'm a man's man in the sense I like sports, drink beer, hate feminism etc. But I don't have tons of confidence, so I sometimes let women walk all over me, share too many feelings, dumb shit like that.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Ha, nice. Nah she's a weed head, but that's it.


Yeah, not something I'm proud of. I'm a man's man in the sense I like sports, drink beer, hate feminism etc. But I don't have tons of confidence, so I sometimes let women walk all over me, share too many feelings, dumb shit like that.

Dont they put fentanyl in the weed in Ohio?

 

[Limpy]

Ha, nice. Nah she's a weed head, but that's it.

Gross.

 

[TheFuck?]

Dont they put fentanyl in the weed in Ohio?

Ha, I don't know, I cant do that shit because of my job. She only smokes those dab pens, but maybe they put it in there? Either way, I don't have access to fentanyl, so I can't really use that.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Ha, I don't know, I cant do that shit because of my job. She only smokes those dab pens, but maybe they put it in there? Either way, I don't have access to fentanyl, so I can't really use that.

You need better connections of you are going to be a serious creeper bro.

 

[KWingJitsu]

Just get drunk with her and let her know that you're serious about wanting to tongue punch her asshole but that you don't have time to put boots on a caterpillar so if she isn't about that life then she needs to get to stepping.

A poet and a romantic here in our midst. Salut.

 

[Sex Chicken]

Buy a Subaru and never pay more than 12 bucks for a hair cut.

 

[SuperPig]

You can try an approach like this


View: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs4FvVZDWul/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

 

[Rambo John J]

You can try an approach like this


View: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs4FvVZDWul/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

wood

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Never give all the Heart
BY WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS
Never give all the heart, for love
Will hardly seem worth thinking of
To passionate women if it seem
Certain, and they never dream
That it fades out from kiss to kiss;
For everything that’s lovely is
But a brief, dreamy, kind delight.
O never give the heart outright,
For they, for all smooth lips can say,
Have given their hearts up to the play.
And who could play it well enough
If deaf and dumb and blind with love?
He that made this knows all the cost,
For he gave all his heart and lost.

Know how I know you're gay?

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Have you tried threatening her?

 

[Judobill]

Send her a dick pic and ask her if she wants to feel your sting.

 

[1031]

Shit or get off the pot...or in other words, do as I say, not as I do.

 

[Banchan]

It never matters if her interest is high how much you screw up. It's the same way for guys. If you are 80 percent + into a girl it doesn't matter what she does. It's going to take alot to turn you off.

If she's like 50 - 60 back off, go live life to fillest, date other girls and keep the door open for future.