2015 Get your ass in shape thread!

[Wild]

Ch1ef and I started this over on Reddit, but he had a good idea to bring it over here. He and I are on an accountability mission to get our asses in shape by May 1st. Posting HONEST updates every Sunday, and giving one another some encouragement.

Anyone else that is looking to get your Speedo body on before summer, get your ass in here and let's do this!

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Fuck no. That would require me to stop drinking beer. Ain't giving up on beer. I am currently at 64 push-ups every morning and that's all the exercise I'm getting. Usually ends with me throwing up.

 

[Chief]

Beer has been the hardest part so far. Gets easier every day though and I gained a notch back on my belt.

 

[Wild]

I'm a Makers and Coke guy myself and not having a nightly cocktail or two has been a bitch. I'm not even gonna lie.

 

[Chief]

I like Makers Mark because the bottle has wax on it.

I'll be able to cheat in March because me and the old lady are taking a cruise, but then it's back on the wagon for me. Not permanently. Just for as long as I last.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Whiskey and coke or rum and coke for that matter are some of my favorites.

 

[Wild]

Whiskey and coke or rum and coke for that matter are some of my favorites.

How bad do you think I want to crack these open?

 

[TARRat]

I don't know man. I'm cutting the last 5 lbs for end of March, to get to the 181 lb weight class for a PL meet. After that, I haven't yet decided if I want to cut down to 165 or what.

 

[Chief]

Update: Down another 4 pounds this week.

I get back in the gym this week, start drinking the brotein.

 

[Wild]

Update: Down with a double ear infection and sinus infection. Only got to the gym twice this week. I'll weigh in tomorrow but I'm not optimistic...

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Height 180cm
Weight 90kg

Squat 1rm 150kg
Deadlift 1rm 230kg
Bench 1rm 100kg

7.9 inch cock cut thick and tight

 

[Chief]

Update: Down with a double ear infection and sinus infection. Only got to the gym twice this week. I'll weigh in tomorrow but I'm not optimistic...

Rest up man. Hope you feel better soon.

 

[Wild]

^^^ Thank you brother

 

[seekntruth]

Update: Down with a double ear infection and sinus infection. Only got to the gym twice this week. I'll weigh in tomorrow but I'm not optimistic...

Jesus dude, either one of those alone is a royal pain in the ass....but both at the same time must be like death. ughhh. Get Well!

 

[Wild]

^^^ thanks my man. Appreciate the well wishes for sure.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Height 180cm
Weight 90kg

Squat 1rm 150kg
Deadlift 1rm 230kg
Bench 1rm 100kg

7.9 inch cock cut thick and tight

Very similar numbers to mine. We have pretty similar ape-like bodies I reckon.
My caulk is about 25 cm, uncut of course.

 

[Freddy Retro]

I'm thinking about taking up yoga. I heard that it really strengthens ejaculation control and helps with functional core strength.
Still though... Seems kind of gay.

 

[Wild]

I'm thinking about taking up yoga. I heard that it really strengthens ejaculation control and helps with functional core strength.
Still though... Seems kind of gay.

You don't need Yoga. You need Tantra, sir.

 

[Freddy Retro]

What's that?

 

[Freddy Retro]

Is that where I stick my finger up my butt when I jerk off?

 

[Wild]

What's that?

http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip/43_love_tip.html

 

[Freddy Retro]

"The cat
Have your woman lie on her stomach and grab hold of her ankles in your right hand and lift them high up. While you make love to her rub her face, neck and between her chest with your other hand."

i'm having a hard time imagining this one.

 

[Wild]

For fucks sake, just go with it, Freddy. Live a little

 

[Angler Larry]

Lol @ Freddy. He's getting to old to fight and he must be starting to look ridiculous in a DJ booth so now he wants to learn how to suck his own dick.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

What the fuck is functional strength? I want to train non functional strength how do I do that? Work with gravity?