General 24 hours in a waffle house. You get to reduce that by one hour for every waffle you eat. how long are you there?

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Rambo John J

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Dude took a shit in the bushes

I wouldn't eat many unless we can mix up the toppings

I would just take the sentence for losing
 

John Lee Pettimore

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18 hours??
I feel like I could do 12 in 12 hours. I might be underestimating the challenge but I've eaten a lot of waffle House waffles in my day.
I don't like stodgy food, and I'm not a big eater at all.

Put me in a steakhouse, and I'll put up a much better effort.

??
 

Splinty

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18 hours??
I feel like I could do 12 in 12 hours. I might be underestimating the challenge but I've eaten a lot of waffle House waffles in my day.
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Just looked up the waffle size.
Maybe not. They are bigger than I remember at 2am.

Still. I'd make 10+ a goal
 

Rambo John J

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I don't like stodgy food, and I'm not a big eater at all.

Put me in a steakhouse, and I'll put up a much better effort.

??
It is about how full you want to get on that type of food.

I would eat my out of that punishment with lots of other foods, but not waffles unless they are top notch.

Tacos, Steak, etc...that would be fun


That waffle kinda looked underwhelming.
 

Splinty

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Just looked up the waffle size.
Maybe not. They are bigger than I remember at 2am.

Still. I'd make 10+ a goal

After discussing my fat assery with my wife I can come back to doing more than 12.

She has faith in my grotesque eating abilities.

I would do three waffles every three hours. Not one an hour like I was originally thinking.
I think I could keep that pace
 

Judobill

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When my wife was pregnant with our 2nd kid, my wife had heavy cravings for Waffle House hash browns. Smothered, covered, diced, and topped. She probably went 4-5 times per week. Up until then, she had been to a Waffle House maybe 3-4 times in her entire life. She hasn’t been back since. It was crazy.
 

kaladin stormblessed

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After discussing my fat assery with my wife I can come back to doing more than 12.

She has faith in my grotesque eating abilities.

I would do three waffles every three hours. Not one an hour like I was originally thinking.
I think I could keep that pace
the problem is ... would you eat them dry with water?

cause if you add milk, tis probably more filling than water. and if you add syrup (as i would) thats what the long-term limitted factor might be. im not sure i could get down over 5 belgian waffles worth of syrup in a day
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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the problem is ... would you eat them dry with water?

cause if you add milk, tis probably more filling than water. and if you add syrup (as i would) thats what the long-term limitted factor might be. im not sure i could get down over 5 belgian waffles worth of syrup in a day
Syrup and melted butter just fill the cracks.
 

Thuglife13

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For reference, I had a large Hawaiian pizza for lunch yesterday.


Syrup and melted butter just fill the cracks.
Get outta my head bro! I've been eating waffles like that since a little kid lol. Every crack is filled...

Never been to a Waffle House but I'm sure I could do atleast 3 an hour. I go back n forth on flapjacks vs waffles being better. Gotta have that whipped butter and syrup...