General 24 hours in a waffle house. You get to reduce that by one hour for every waffle you eat. how long are you there?

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Filthy

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After discussing my fat assery with my wife I can come back to doing more than 12.

She has faith in my grotesque eating abilities.

I would do three waffles every three hours. Not one an hour like I was originally thinking.
I think I could keep that pace
disputed.

unless you're doing it bulimic, it's going to take at least 6 hours to get those waffles out of your stomach and in to your lower intestines.

however many you can eat, you can probably eat that many about every 6-8 hours. Maybe put it in a blender with some OJ to help it process quicker.
 

kneeblock

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Apr 18, 2015
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There's a key point y'all are missing comparing fatness. Even though eating is tough, being in Waffle House for a day is like being in Arkham Asylum for a year.
 

Filthy

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come at me, Cool Hand Luke.

How many eggs you betting you can eat?
What's the wager?

I say you can't eat 12 waffles in 12 hours.
I've got money, and there are others who would take the action.

are you a legend, or just another site admin?
 

John Lee Pettimore

Further south than you
May 18, 2021
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This thread has been a bit of an eye-opener, to be honest.

How many waffles do you guys want to eat in a sitting? Based on the picture, it's about 0.7 for me. :smile:


??
 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
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come at me, Cool Hand Luke.

How many eggs you betting you can eat?
What's the wager?

I say you can't eat 12 waffles in 12 hours.
I've got money, and there are others who would take the action.

are you a legend, or just another site admin?

Lmfao. Amazing.
I'm not kidding, I'm insulted enough to try. Let me find a date.
 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
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Dec 31, 2014
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disputed.

unless you're doing it bulimic, it's going to take at least 6 hours to get those waffles out of your stomach and in to your lower intestines.

however many you can eat, you can probably eat that many about every 6-8 hours. Maybe put it in a blender with some OJ to help it process quicker.

Hang on. You seem to know about this.
So I should eat 6 waffles up front ( I think I could do that) and then 6 hours later do another 6?
 

kaladin stormblessed

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Apr 24, 2017
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Hang on. You seem to know about this.
So I should eat 6 waffles up front ( I think I could do that) and then 6 hours later do another 6?
24 hours
- 1 hour to eat 6
- 6 reward hours
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17 hours

- 6 hour break
- 1 hour to eat 6 more
- 6 reward hours
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4 hours remaining