NSFW 56 year old wife thinks she has corona virus. passed out

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  1. Cameron Tiger

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    stupid old cow has been moaning all week, she's got a bleeding cold and not the corona virus,

    take this bitch, your rotten old snatch exposed to the world.



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    #1 Cameron Tiger, Mar 25, 2020 at 9:18 AM
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    i just puked
     
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  3. Cameron Tiger

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    That's what I wake up to.
     
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    Has anyone told you that you can stab your own eyes out and its ok.
     
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    Does she accept the lights being on or is she just that out of it?
     
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    if I met her on a street at night I would throw my wallet on the ground and run
     
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    Your pretty new here. Have you been on OPs other threads?
     
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    you mean when he was called vutu something?
     
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    Fuck me, there was a joke about a bird eating a kebab on the back seat of a car and the only way she could open it was...

    ...fuck sake help me out, Brits.
     
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    That looks like where CoronaVirus comes from.
     
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    I got some nudes if anyone wants to see. I figure the world is ending soon so it don't matter.
     
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