Bruised balls > Bruised toes.Bruised toes are the most annoying thing ever.
Poor pooterLast Sunday BJJ drills. Spazzy white belt tried a stupid side roll, spiked me on my dome. Felt like someone set my neck, shoulder, & arm on fire.
Self diagnosis:
View: http://youtu.be/GP_0BhCw2rg
That's super funny. Did you face plant and slide backwards? Lmfaoslipped on a treadmill, that shit is not funny.
Were you shot off? LOLslipped on a treadmill, that shit is not funny.