A real man's cologne
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Have you always batted for the other team or did something get triggered when you were deported?Not short shorts. They got cactus or some shit on them
Been a heat wave in Britain, I had to ask the good prince to bless us with a storm to quell the heat after 44 days.
For reference I used to live in Yuma (Google sunniest place on Earth)
I did try to buy some new shorts yesterday but they were all homo shorts so these are the only ones I have. I'm in the market for some new ones tho if you hear anything on the streets
Want me to send you some? Its back to school so the childrens clothes will be on sale. I am sure we can find some cargo shorts in your size.
Cargo shorts? I'm not trying to attract lot lizards. I like getting with trophy bitches who could get hundreds of views on amateur porn aites
You should try moving out of your moms house and getting a job then. I am not sure how you make yourself acceptably taller though?
What is on the table next to your glass? Is that a pepper grinder?
It's a duck mating call thing, that's how some people get tail.
Oh that's my vape. I quit smoking on January second. Saves me 70 quid a week (650m Canadian yen) I smoked 19 years. This fucker saved me tho. (Well not this one I've had a few until I settled on this one)
And dont act like you dont know what a duck call is. You already spilled the beans on being half a hillbilly.Oh that's my vape. I quit smoking on January second. Saves me 70 quid a week (650m Canadian yen) I smoked 19 years. This fucker saved me tho. (Well not this one I've had a few until I settled on this one)
More than half. My family is from ozark MO. Yep where they based that show. I spent my summers there as a kid. They none dead family now reside about ten miles away in Springfield. Yup like Simpson's.
Unfortunately I know where that is. The town of Ozark isnt even close to the lake. Its just named after the region.
Yah the ozarks are a region of mountain. There is a town called ozark, that's where my family lived.
I only did that once, and it was for the purpose of premeditated violence.
Real man's cologne is showered and fuck all else. Men should smell like men.
(I do like Cool Water though)
(I do like Cool Water though)
You know the saying about 50 bridges eh?
Ha!
I have weird hair setup. Got it from Grandpa. Got no hair on me chest, and can't grow a beard either. Me legs are weird too, hair up half me calf then stops. Look
Niiiicceeeeee.
I bet those legs go all the way up.
I can't wear short ahorts, idiot, leg hair too strange
I like that your leg hair is strange its dictating your fashion choices.
Wax it off.
Or draw some more on.