A Simple Way to Get Jon Jones Back
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Yep looks so good I need to pay before I digest it...whats your Patreon/paypal
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Couldnt we theoretically just use a DNA sample that was collected before he committed the offense? That sample wouldnt be responsible for any of jons wrongdoings.
So i suggest we collect jon jones old semen from the throat of @conor mcgregor nut hugger
You know he hasnt swallowed all of it
So i suggest we collect jon jones old semen from the throat of @conor mcgregor nut hugger
You know he hasnt swallowed all of it
I wrote it in little chunks over the whole day. When I was done, I was like no fucking WAY am I reading all that. Posted reply and out the door I went.
It totally is. I'll post a 200 page proof of why it's worth it. Look for that in the year 2026 or thereabouts.
JBJ's clone is just as good as Jon is, and, unlike Jon, innocent of all of Jon's crimes, since he's just a clone and was nowhere near any of the crime scenes (because he didn't exist yet at the time of the crimes).
Thank you, sir!Probably the best post i will never read....what I scanned had me rolling on the ceiling
LOL! Well played.
"Are You There, Pussy?" Reflections of My Career as the GOAT Clone.
With forward by Jon Bones Jones...forward to the forward by Jon Clone Bones
Smokin' idea! If such a sample exists, the green light for Bones Clone has been lit.
Name one!!! Just kidding. I was FRAT king on the UG for at least 10 years. I wrote at least a hundred posts as long as this thread's. No fucks were given, after the initial effort that went into the posts themselves.
I got a condition.
I'm not for Jon coming back. He's fucked up too many times. But I admitted to myself that I need him to come back into my MMA life, and that if we're honest, nearly all of us do. His badassery transcends his fuckups. But we still can't ignore his fuckups. So I was able to find a work-around where Jones comes back and yet faces his punishment at the same time.
If we clone him, the clone will have all his physical abilities and skill, but will not be guilty of his crimes. That's because the clone literally did not exist when the Original Jon committed his offenses. They share everything else, their physical features and mental states, but one is guilty of crimes while the other is not.
So in my proposed scenario, Original Jones sits out for several years on his USADA ban, while his clone signs a UFC contract and goes on another rampage in the octagon.
I put some philosophy in there about theories of personal identity in order to actually argue that my position has a logical basis.
Insider gossip: I post with a football helmet on. Reason: makes me feel rad! Downside: little blue lizards keep teleporting on and off my body. I'm like, "Not now, lizards! I'm helmet-posting!" LOL! "Pesky creature-things from afar! Now, now!" lol.
Legitimate point. I do the same thing. I really was about to separate all the paragraphs into their own posts, but got busy curled over in the fetal as my diverticulitis (what Brock had) flared up. Just got back from the emergency room an hour ago.
Otherwise I would have broke them all off.
ha, excellent! Just realized I should have gone with "It was the best of Jones..." or Bones or whatever. Ah well.
It's all good, I laughed so it was a good post imo
And for shorter novel (it's not really a novel I guess, just a book) The Book of the Law by Aliester Crowley
What was your name over there?
I was krs82 and illumination for years over there
Same over there, WoodenPupa.It's all good, I laughed so it was a good post imo
And for shorter novel (it's not really a novel I guess, just a book) The Book of the Law by Aliester Crowley
What was your name over there?
I was krs82 and illumination for years over there
Nice, nice to meet you man, probably seen some of your stuff before but nice to actually meet you lol
Keep the good shit coming man