Lifestyle A true literary giant has emerged, sure to top the bestseller lists worldwide!

[NotBanjaxo]

Are you looking for a new book series to get into?

Are you a fan of fiction?

Do you like dinosaurs?

Are you also, like, really gay?

Well then look no further than the literary genius of Hunter Fox!

 

[Speaker to Animals]

Written and directed by David DeCoteau

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Congrats @Rambo John J. On getting your books published

 

[Hauler]

Eh.
I'll wait for the movie.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Perhaps dinosaurs aren't your thing.

Perhaps fantasy creatures are more your speed?

K @kaladin stormblessed

 

[Robbie Hart]

If you need a laugh, this forum just delivers

 

[NotBanjaxo]

@ConorMcGregorNutHugger

This looks like it would be right up your alley!

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

Ban the books!

 

[NotBanjaxo]

OK so dinosaurs, fantasy beasts, and gay lizards didn't get your jiuces flowing.

Perhaps you are into sci-fi? You would definitely like these books, after all any fan of Star Wars is used to gay robots, what with C3PO being so "fabulous".

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Continuing the sci-fi theme, perhaps you find robots to be a turn off, and prefer your gay lover to be organic?

Hunter Fox has you covered yet again, see what I mean about literary genius? He covers all the bases!

 

[NotBanjaxo]

What's that? You've browsed through my posts above, and none of those categories float your boat?

Boy, are you hard to please.

Prehistoric, fantasy, sci-fi and lizards are off the table.

How about some ancient human history then?

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Finally I'll show you the best book of them all, one that asks deep questions about the validity of the world's religions whilst also giving graphic descriptions of gay sex.

If none of that has made you appreciate Hunter Fox as the greatest author of his generation, then there really is no hope for you.

 

[Qat]

And this is the best thread a Brit opened here this year. Let that sink in!