General Adolph Hitler’s pet alligator dies

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Banjaxo

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Why the fuck would Hitler call an alligator Saturn?

Sounds like bollocks to me
Perhaps he wanted to be associated with the Greek god?

"Saturn's mythological reign was depicted as a Golden Age of plenty and peace." Saturn (mythology) - Wikipedia

Maybe he holidayed in Romania?

"Saturn is a summer resort on the Romanian seacoast, on the Black Sea, 1 km (0.62 mi) north of Mangalia. " Saturn, Romania - Wikipedia

Or perhaps he was a fan of the painting by Rubens depicting Saturn eating his son?

"Saturn or Saturn Devouring His Son is a 1636 painting by the Flemish artist Peter Paul Rubens, now in the Museo del Prado. " Saturn (Rubens) - Wikipedia

Just a few options, take your pick.
 

ThatOneDude

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They should be charged with two crimes. One for feeding alligators (illegal in FL so I can't imagine it is legal in Louisiana) and another for animal cruelty
There is not a law in Louisiana against feedings alligators, but parks and wildlife does recommend not doing that, I agree probably don't want to do that. Also the hog's are highly invasive and cause massive amounts of damage to the local ecosystem, so fuck em.

 
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There is now law in Louisiana against feedings alligators, but parks and wildlife does recommend not doing that, I agree probably don't want to do that. Also the hog's are highly invasive and cause massive amounts of damage to the local ecosystem, so fuck em.

Iguanas are highly invasive in South Florida. It's still illegal to feed them alive to alligators.

Even invasive species have the right not to suffer excessively.
 

ThatOneDude

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Iguanas are highly invasive in South Florida. It's still illegal to feed them alive to alligators.

Even invasive species have the right not to suffer excessively.
That was nature happening, they just gave it a little pat on the ass to speed things along.
It certainly wasn't nice what they did.
Killing pigs isn't even hunting for us in Texas at this point, it's pest control and extermination. You want as many pigs dying as possible.
 

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Fucken hell girly hair you don't half come out with some shite. I appreciate the response, so don't get butthurt (I'm sure you won't)
 

SongExotic2

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Africa doesn't even have crocodiles, that motherfucker full of shit
 

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Complete bollocks. Never seen such shit in my life.
Fucken hell girly hair you don't half come out with some shite. I appreciate the response, so don't get butthurt (I'm sure you won't)
haha
I just wanted to give you a fun answer

I don't know what he was into or why he named it saturn

Saturn and black cube worship is a real thing, no idea if adolph was into it though.
 

Banjaxo

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I just wanted to give you a fun answer

I don't know what he was into or why he named it saturn

Saturn and black cube worship is a real thing, no idea if adolph was into it though.
That black cube Saturn worship thing you posted, I was sure it was satire, you're not telling me someone actually believes that are you???
 

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That black cube Saturn worship thing you posted, I was sure it was satire, you're not telling me someone actually believes that are you???
The Muslims do.
 
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