Personal After a month of anxiety ridden house hunting...

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  1. b00ts

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    FINALLY, we've agreed on something. It's in a cookie cutter neighborhood and I never thought I'd live in one, but it's a cozy little pad with a nice sized backyard, 9 acres of fishing ponds, and a swimming pool... so my kids will always have something to do. It's also away from the city and I have several friends within a few miles.

    Never would I have imagined picking a house would be so difficult. Now the fun begins when I start forking over money for the down payment, inspector, etc.
     
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    9 acres? That's gonna take you ages to cut the grass.

    You should invest in some goats to eat it for you
     
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    No, the two fishing ponds are 9 acres lol. My dad had 4 acres and that was a day-long endeavor to cut when I was a teen.
     
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    How big is an acre?
     
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    4046 sq meters
     
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    Hmmm


    Give me a minute for my brain to compute
     
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    The acre is a unit of land area used in the imperial and US customary systems. It is defined as the area of 1 chain by 1 furlong (66 by 660 feet), which is exactly equal to 1⁄640 of a square mile, 43,560 square feet, approximately 4,047 m2, or about 40% of a hectare.

    200 feet by 200 feet square is just under an acre
     
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    So a 1000 metre square?
     
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    If I have a square and all the sides are 1000m is that an acre?
     
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    Wait that's a klik. Sounds too big
     
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    1000 meters = 3280feet

    so no
     
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    How big is an average wall Mart? Let's break this down into shit I might unastan
     
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    walmart is likely 3-5 acres..not sure how big yours are
     
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    We don't have Walmarts. We have netto. Or if your a posh toffee nosed cunt like @Fedor>GSP>Bisping@Fedor>GSP>Bisping , waitrose.
     
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    they why ask about walmart lol
     
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    So it's a pretty fucking big pond we are talking here?
     
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    I knew you would know what a Walmart size is and I've known a few in my tine
     
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    ponds on your property or shared land
     
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    6.273e+6 square inches.

    Whatever the fuck that means. Why the fuck doesn't Google translate into football pitches or some shit. That mark Zuckerberg can fuck off
     
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    This one is a little over 7 acres roughly and there's another 1.6 acre at the front of the neighborhood. Both are fully stocked with fish year round.


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    Shared, fully stocked all year long.
     
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    Looks like a cock
     
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    The main reason I want to live there.
     
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    Nice...I have visions of my own pond and tinkering with what fish to stock it with

    wonder what is in the ponds you are moving near?
     
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