General Age you decided that Santa was bullshit

[Speaker to Animals]

I reasoned it out around eight.

I marshaled all my logical arguments as to why he isn't real, prepared for a debate.

Went to ma and confronted her about it, expecting a defense of the home invading fatty.
"Is Santa real?"

She just said, "Nahp".

I felt like I was gonna win that fight and she wouldn't take the bout.

 

[Rambo John J]

When you find the presents in a closet labeled from Santa.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

I was 5 when I found out. It didn’t bother me. I was happy knowing that a fat man wasn’t sneaking into my house in the middle of the night.

 

[Rambo John J]

I was 5 when I found out. It didn’t bother me. I was happy knowing that a fat man wasn’t sneaking into my house in the middle of the night.

and eating all the cookies

 

[Filthy]

my Grandpa dressed up as Santa, my dad does it for the kids every year.

Mom says that the Xmas when I was 2, he picked me and my brother up and I said "Grandpa!"

But I didn't "know" until I was 6 and I found his Santa suit laid out on the bed because Grandma forgot to lock the bedroom door.

I told my younger cousin and pissed everyone off.

meh.

 

[Speaker to Animals]

and eating all the cookies

Bowl full of jelly, more like gut full of cookies.
Gtfo fat boy.

Honey, go get the shotgun!

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

I set a trap for him one year. Dental floss strung over the chimney flue, held up by bluetac. Was still there on Christmas morning.

??

 

[Speaker to Animals]

I set a trap for him one year. Dental floss strung over the chimney flue, held up by bluetac. Was still there on Christmas morning.

??

Clever. Hypothesis supported by evidence.
You're a scientician!

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

Clever. Hypothesis supported by evidence.
You're a scientician!

I'm a cynical type by nature, always have been.

??

 

[Speaker to Animals]

I'm a cynical type by nature, always have been.

??

My brother.

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

Don’t remember the exact age, but certainly in Elementary school. Maybe it’s easier to figure it out when you’re poor. Either he isn’t real or he’s a real bastard for playing favorites.

 

[steroid to heaven]

wait a minute.... what are u guys trying to say about santa?!?

 

[member 1013]

I still believe

 

[Speaker to Animals]

wait a minute.... what are u guys trying to say about santa?!?

I still believe

I'm saying that Santa totally exists. Don't listen to OP or any of the nay sayers.

 

[The Big Guy]

34ish


After I buy all these badass presents for my son and hes all happy and praising santa. Fuck santa.

 

[mysticmac]

LOL @ Santa being bullshit!

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I'm saying that Santa totally exists. Don't listen to OP or any of the nay sayers.

This thread should be a poll. "What's more likely to be real. Santa or government promises?"

 

[Speaker to Animals]

This thread should be a poll. "What's more likely to be real. Santa or government promises?"

Santa, without question.
I trust Santa. Santa won't lie to me. Santa won't take anything from me but cookies.

He'd best watch out, I take cookies seriously

 

[RaginCajun]

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Santa, without question.
I trust Santa. Santa won't lie to me. Santa won't take anything from me but cookies.

He'd best watch out, I take cookies seriously

At least you know what you're getting for your cookies.

If Santa were like the government, you'd leave him cookies. Get nothing in return, or something you don't want, and then your rich neighbor who already has the GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip, would get a puppy.

 

[Shinkicker]

My son, at age 8, walks purposely into the kitchen, looks me dead in the eye and says, "Mom, tell me the truth. Is Santa real?" I can see tears welling up in his eyes as he recognizes the look. He clinches his little fists and straightens his arms down by his sides and says with slow, strong words, "You've lied to me all of my life!" And goes to his room and slams the door.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

My son, at age 8, walks purposely into the kitchen, looks me dead in the eye and says, "Mom, tell me the truth. Is Santa real?" I can see tears welling up in his eyes as he recognizes the look. He clinches his little fists and straightens his arms down by his sides and says with slow, strong words, "You've lied to me all of my life!" And goes to his room and slams the door.

Did you tell him not to be such a pussy?

 

[Shinkicker]

Did you tell him not to be such a pussy?

No. I still feel bad about that.

 

[RaginCajun]

 

[Big Dummy]

My son, at age 8, walks purposely into the kitchen, looks me dead in the eye and says, "Mom, tell me the truth. Is Santa real?" I can see tears welling up in his eyes as he recognizes the look. He clinches his little fists and straightens his arms down by his sides and says with slow, strong words, "You've lied to me all of my life!" And goes to his room and slams the door.

He’ll be drinking Bud Ice and smokin’ dope in no time.