"He's overly critical. He never listens. He doesn't understand!”
General Age you decided that Santa was bullshit
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I knew the truth long before I let on. I was sort of hedging my situation. I didn't want all the presents marked "From Santa" to disappear so I played along for another 2 or 3 years. Probably until I was about 9 or 10.
Why should I get the shaft just because I figured it out?
Why should I get the shaft just because I figured it out?
I guess I was a little Gordon Gekko going all the way back to childhood. Haha.
T
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"Age you decided that Santa was bullshit?"
Right around the time I was sitting on the old killer's lap in a prison visiting room at 8 years-old, knowing Goddamn well that Santa Claus ain't coming to spend a day in the joint with a handful of little bastards. In fact, Santa had no choice but to be there because as it turns out, he was doing 25 to life for killing his ole lady....
Right around the time I was sitting on the old killer's lap in a prison visiting room at 8 years-old, knowing Goddamn well that Santa Claus ain't coming to spend a day in the joint with a handful of little bastards. In fact, Santa had no choice but to be there because as it turns out, he was doing 25 to life for killing his ole lady....
For myself, I found out because my mom was lazy.
I don't remember my age but I got a bicycle for Christmas. Dad had a piece of welding rod or something break off and fall into his boot so he couldn't walk. Mom made us help her bring our own presents into the house from the shop.
Worst Christmas ever.
I don't remember my age but I got a bicycle for Christmas. Dad had a piece of welding rod or something break off and fall into his boot so he couldn't walk. Mom made us help her bring our own presents into the house from the shop.
Worst Christmas ever.
My apologies for the Bud Ice comment. I’ve been watching a lot of Intervention.
I had just turned 9. I had allowed myself the prior year to “choose“ to still believe, but this year I was ready to move on. I was at mass with my dad one day and said: “we are in church and you can‘t lie, so is Santa Claus real?“ He said “what do you think?” And that was that.
It was around the same time I started drinking Bud Ice and smokin’ dope.
I said 15-16, you dolt.