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Lifestyle Am I the only one who irons their money?

Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Mix6APlix, May 19, 2017.

  1. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    When I pay with cash, I always felt like a bum if I was paying with a wrinkled or crumpled bill. Being totally OCD about cash handling (I literally want to kill people if their bills aren't properly faced), I like my cash to be crisp and look good. It takes a matter of seconds and if I'm already ironing my shirts and pants, never jeans, I always check my wallet and do work where it's needed.
     
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  2. HEATH VON DOOM

    HEATH VON DOOM TEAM LEE

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    Only dope dealers pay with cash these days
     
  3. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    or buyers. Not many dealers take credit cards.
     
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  4. HEATH VON DOOM

    HEATH VON DOOM TEAM LEE

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    Pretty sure they dont give a shit if its wrinkled.
     
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  5. Hauler

    Hauler Unknown Member

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    I think you have the crazy market cornered on this one, bro.
     
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  6. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    A: I never said I fall into either group.
    B: It's about presenting yourself well. Just like you should if you're in court. You'll be treated better in a shirt and tie, than you will if you shoe up in a t shirt.
     
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  7. HEATH VON DOOM

    HEATH VON DOOM TEAM LEE

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    Thats a disturbing trend. What of you cant afford something nice to wear to court?
     
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  8. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    Then you damn well be respectful to the judge and avoid trying to "keep it real".
     
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    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    In the halls of 'justice', honesty is a fool's game. Always present yourself as well as you can.
     
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  10. HEATH VON DOOM

    HEATH VON DOOM TEAM LEE

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    Or maybe if you wear sweatpants the judge will take it easy on you because he knows you cant afford the fine.
     
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  11. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    a couple years back, I got tagged for fishing without a liscense. I've never had a liscense outside of Canada.

    So I get a court date, and the park ranger tells me I can go to Walmart, get one for 10 bucks, and enjoy my day off. But I still got a 150 dollar ticket.

    I show up in court, and there is about 35 people there, all for fishing w/o a liscense. The judge asks us to step to one side if we have gotten a liscense since then. 1 guy didnt.

    The judge looks at him, and asks if he had fished since he had gotten then ticket, and he says "yeah, so what?"

    The judge then ups his fine to 250 dollars and gives him, I think 8 days of community service, then verbally eviscerates him for not spending 10 bucks in the last 60 days, and everyone else who didn't have to pay the fine, since they showed up with their liscense were struggling to suppress their laughter, myself included.
     
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  12. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    Yeah. Tell that to the guy who showed up with a "Pimp Juice" t shirt and was reeking of booze for a dui. That worked out really well for him.
     
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    Just show up naked. If you can't afford clothes the judge will definitely take it easy on you.
     
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  14. Kneeblock

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    So if you were handed this would you accept it?

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    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    Yes. Except I'd take the arm up to the shoulder with it.
     
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  16. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart Yankees = Pee Pee Tasters

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    The only person I know who does it
     
  17. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    Did you have a stroke, or were you planning on finishing that sentence?
     
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  18. Song2

    Song2 ATM 3 Champion.Chief Regulator.
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    I don't even have a wallet

    I just stuff money into my side pockets as required and go from there.
     
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    Back in the day I used to be able to tell how much fun I had the night before by how many different balls of cash I had in my pockets. I'd always pay with a $20, and all the change would go into my pockets - except for the tip of course. Sometimes waking up while wearing your jeans is like hitting the lottery - until you check your wallet.
     
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    Song2 ATM 3 Champion.Chief Regulator.
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    My dad, back when he was a youngster , used to spend notes only and slam all the change (pound coins ) in his pockets. And right when he was drunk enough and the timing was right he'd proceed to do a headstand on the bar and all the coins would fall out of his pockets and he'd get told off.

    He told me he never knew why he did it , it was just inevitable when he was drunk. He's old now and doesn't drink but if when I meet his friends from back in they day they are all like " Everytime we went out this motherfucker did a damned headstand on the bar"

    Weird times before smartphones I guess
     
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    My dad stole a school bus full of kids and drove it around the block. You know - just for a laugh.
     
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  22. Lord Vutulaki

    Lord Vutulaki Posting Machine

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    lol at countries still using paper money

    Do they work out your change with an abacus too?
     
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  23. Hauler

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    The fuck do you use? Beetles?
     
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    Lord Vutulaki Posting Machine

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    Hi tech plastic currency
     
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    poker chips?
     
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