General An elephant grabs some lunch

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  1. Onetrickpony

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    They give you a giant wooden ladle for a spoon?
     
  2. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    Yup.
     
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  3. Sex Chicken

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    I’m at a Chinese BBQ in place. The only non-Chinese person in a packed restaurant. This should be good.

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    I was just condescended to by an old Chinese waiter. I like it.
    Treat me like shit. I don’t belong here.
    I’m going to put on a rubber mask at let the cooks whip me with an uncooked squid.
     
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    Duck noodle soup.

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    I’m taking pictures of my food like a fucking tourist, everyone wants to karate chop me in the face.
     
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  6. Schlong2

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    Fuck I got chilli yesterday and thought I took a snap but can't find it. Anyway it was at that place I always perv at the bar women. It was good .


    Today I am thinking I may go to a Mexican place and get some chilli
     
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    Fuck I may just see how many days I can eat chilli for
     
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    I wanna go get my pot stickers and ramen but I can't keep eating that stuff every weekend. It's delicious but I feel like I discoveries to make
     
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    Bah I dunno what to fucken eat. This is a disaster
     
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    I'm gonna go to get my pot stickers I reckon. But not my brisket ramen, gotta pick something else.
     
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    Try some dog.
     
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    Can't. Forgot it's Saturday night. Everywhere is slammed. I'm at 5 guys instead
     
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    Haven’t eaten for two days. Intermittent fasting.
     
  14. PND (loves chicken tacos)

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    Are you drinking alcohol?
     
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    Yeah dude.
    More important how are you?
     
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    Alcohol has calories and ruins the fast. I’m fantastic, thanks for asking.
     
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  17. Schlong2

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    Oh I forgot


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    Ding ding motherfucker. Let's try this again
     
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    Just ordered a
     
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    I am fucken starving
     
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    The beef was very good. Most times at Japanese places I am not impressed by the meat but today it was great.

    I won't even ask the chef to restore his honor
     
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    Fried pork with garlic.
     
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    How did that meat feel in your mouf?
     
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    Like a bovine delight
     
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