General An elephant grabs some lunch

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  1. Onetrickpony

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    Rueben and rings

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    Gyro and salad

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  2. Shang Tsong2

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    They don't have beef out here.

    By which I mean roast beef for sandwiches. You can get burgers and steaks. I had carne asada yesterday. But they don't sell roast beef at the store. No sandwiches offer it.

    They don't understand the question when I ask. I was looking forward to a French dip sandwich but I think it's all a lie
     
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    You’re not in France. You can’t expect a French Dip sandwich in Belgium.
     
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    I work with a French guy, he had no idea what the fuck I was talking about when I asked. I'm going to Paris next week so perhaps if terrorists don't murder me I'll find out
     
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    They don’t look down, so I think you’ll be okay.
     
  6. Shang Tsong2

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    You know you are the shortest person on the forum right? Don't be acting up because your dumbass got pinked.
     
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    If someone gets the bagel guy posting, I won’t be!

    Also. I got pinked for relaying YOUR messages !
    So I will act up all I want !
     
  8. Shang Tsong2

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    *Relaying, dipshit
     
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    Shhhh. That’s what I said. You just read wrong, mong.
     
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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    In about an hour that's what your underwear is going to look like.
     
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    You’re like nine hours late.
     
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  12. Shang Tsong2

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    Took about six. Woke up needing to shit like a baboon crossed with that movie crank
     
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    Did you fellas go broke back?
     
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    I love casual racism. As I was adding chili the noodle lady informed me it would be spicy.
     
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  16. Shang Tsong2

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    Yea. Fucking foreigners. I've never met a Mexican in my life that can eat food as spicy as I can but they always feel it's necessary to warn whitey when I order something hot. Filthy savages
     
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    Was minding my own business at the bar the other night when my friend decided to order wild boar fried in chili which is spicy. He ended up slumped over in his chair.
     
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  19. Shang Tsong2

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    Lunch inbound

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    Veal parm
    It’s okay.
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    Food fucken ordered gayboys
     
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    Every time I've had veal it's tasty.
     
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    houston pizza?
     
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