Did you tell them that Star Wars is fake? "You know that shit isn't real, right bro?"
No, because then I'd have to talk about Star Wars, and personally, not a big fan. My favorite menacing burn victim in a mask is Kane, not so much Vader. Espicially when it was revealed he was possibly the most annoying kid to live.
Kane talking about going to a party with Katie Vick "Now I had too much to drink, as did Katie who had more than me. *emotional pause*, and I didnt know how to drive a stick" does not compare to;
"I don't like sand, its messy and its eeeeeeverywhere." In the "I don't know whats happening anymore" department