Sports Animal GP Final: White Rhino vs Human

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White Rhino vs Human

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Leigh

Leigh

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The Grand Final! What a competition that has been! A chimpanzee vs a rhino at the bottom of the ocean, nuclear bombs, germ warfare, teleporting 50 foot sharks - it's been mayhem! Through it all, two valiant warriors have taken on and defeated all comers...

White Rhino - Splinty @Splinty vs Human - IschKabibble @IschKabibble
Arena: Jungle.

The White Rhino gets mini nuclear bombs for the second time (and has had to deal with them in every round).
The Human gets Kevlar shielding and Carbon Steel reinforced horn.

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ.

Voting ends Tuesday.


 
Splinty

Splinty

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The Rhino surrenders. He's tired of fighting. Nobody vote Rhino.


Human wins. Enjoy the hollow victory. I can't take the whining anymore.
 
Splinty

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Hey fellow #humans.
Did you know that there are legends about rhinoceroses stamping out fire in Burma, India, and Malaysia. The mythical rhinoceros has a special name in Malay, badak api, wherein badak means rhinoceros, and api means fire. The animal would come when a fire was lit in the forest and stamp it out.
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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Human blows the carbon steel horn of Gondor and 20000 defenders of middle Earth show up and stab the rhino in the face 600 times each.


Then piss on it.


Then high five each other and set rivendell on fire and steal the women elfs.


One of the women elfs tricks the human into marriage and proposes to him. Only it's not just any old ring.


It's the ring that rules them all. The one true ring. It contains all his power, malice, hatred....


When the human puts on the ring megalodon teleports back from exile and eats everyone.


#MEGALODON WINS!
 
Splinty

Splinty

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Song2 said:
Human blows the carbon steel horn of Gondor and 20000 defenders of middle Earth show up and stab the rhino in the face 600 times each.


Then piss on it.


Then high five each other and set rivendell on fire and steal the women elfs.


One of the women elfs tricks the human into marriage and proposes to him. Only it's not just any old ring.


It's the ring that rules them all. The one true ring. It contains all his power, malice, hatred....


When the human puts on the ring megalodon teleports back from exile and eats everyone.


#MEGALODON WINS!
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I agree.
 
Yossarian

Yossarian

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Oct 25, 2015
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Now if the human had a rifle... but it doesn't.
Rambo John J said:
how did my bear lose?

this is certainly a mistake
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That was also a little fishy, but at least the situation was plausable, he had that chainsaw thingy. Voted bear, but that outcome was somewhat acceptable and within reason.

What does a human in an animal GP anyways, was someone tryin' to be all philosophical? IschKabibble @IschKabibble ?
 
Yossarian

Yossarian

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Song2 said:
Human blows the carbon steel horn of Gondor and 20000 defenders of middle Earth show up and stab the rhino in the face 600 times each.
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Sounds like one of your gay fantasies. You blowing someones horn and more dudes show up for some action.
 
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