Sports Animal GP (including prehistoric)

[Leigh]

It was a draw between JCVD characters and animals, so we'll do both Animals was first on the list, so we'll do that one first.

To enter, state:
* animal
* battle arena
* weapon (optional)

Edit: clarification on weapon: not your animals strengths; you get to choose an additional weapon that gets put in a pit and pulled out at random.

For every match, an arena and weapon will be chosen at random. The only criteria for animal is that it must have been real at some point, so no ogres but you can choose dinosaurs or sea creatures (pick your arena wisely!).

We'll probably start Monday.

 

[SC MMA MD]

I am in.
Animal: Sarcosuchus imperator
Arena: Costal marshlands
Weapon: Strength, bite-force, and tail

 

[SongExotic2]

I am in.
Animal: Sarcosuchus imperator
Arena: Costal marshlands
Weapon: Strenth, biteforce and tail

Don't know what any of that shit means.


I'll take that monkey off planet of the apes 2 that can shoot assault rifles

 

[SongExotic2]

 

[SC MMA MD]

 

[Splinty]

Animal: White Rhino

Arena: Roman Coliseum

Weapons: Kevlar shielding and Carbon Steel reinforced horn.

 

[member 3289]

Animal: Spinosaurus
Battlefield: Mangrove forest
Weapons: spiked armor plating around its neck

 

[Leigh]

@Miami Size Queen @SC MMA MD

You get to choose an additional weapon, like Splinty chose his extra armour and horn.

 

[SongExotic2]

@Miami Size Queen @SC MMA MD

You get to choose an additional weapon, like Splinty chose his extra armour and horn.

Apache helicopter

 

[SongExotic2]

So I got the monkey

In San Francisco

With assault rifles and an Apache helicopter (with a special version of longbow that locks onto animal)

 

[SongExotic2]

Okay I'm sorry for shitting up your thread. I will desist now.


I'll be back for the JCVD one tho

 

[Splinty]

I'll be back for the JCVD one tho

I got dibs on jcvd in double impact

 

[Ted Williams' head]

Silverback Gorilla
Jungle
Lancer (from Gears of War) with the chainsaw on top.

 

[SongExotic2]

I got dibs on jcvd in double impact

 

[SongExotic2]

Silverback Gorilla
Jungle
Lancer (from Gears of War) with the chainsaw on top.

My monkey would kill yours from 11 miles away

 

[Ted Williams' head]

My monkey would kill yours from 11 miles away

Your monkey would be busy shooting at a decoy and get chainsawed from behind

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

African bush elephant on the African savannah equiped with RPGs

 

[Brigsy]

I'll take:

A malaria riddled mosquito
In Center Parks with a
Tiny anti mozzie spray respirator.

 

[Splinty]

African bush elephant on the African savannah equiped with RPGs

I love that you all think an elephant will be able to use those RPGs to do anything other than actually shoot itself when it grabs it with its trunk.

Only the douches monkey with opposable thumbs will be able to handle a firearm consistently.

Your elephants going down

 

[Splinty]

I'll take:

A malaria riddled mosquito
In Center Parks with a
Tiny anti mozzie spray respirator.

Awesome

 

[Brigsy]

I'll probe your eyeball with my fetid proboscis.

 

[Brigsy]

I've had a gin and tonic on a school night and don't know what I've entered, but it seems fun.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Awesome

Can elephants get Malaria?

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Megalodon
Deep sea
Torpedoe4.

 

[Filthy]

polio virus
Santa Barbara, CA
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