Sports Animal GP (including prehistoric)

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I love that you all think an elephant will be able to use those RPGs to do anything other than actually shoot itself when it grabs it with its trunk.
I love how people like you are foolish enough to think that anything but a dinosaur wins this.
 

Splinty

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I love how people like you are foolish enough to think that anything but a dinosaur wins this.
A dinosaur is cold blooded (many think). Land in the wrong arena and it's all over by environment alone.

Tiny t Rex arms can't fly an Apache or operate an RPG either.
 

KWingJitsu

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Weirdos. Not even sure I understand this thread, but seems fun, so i'll play:





Animal: Raptor.
Place & Time: Jerusalem, 0 AD
Weapon: Jesus (himself)










I win.
 

Brigsy

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I'm gonna need a more specific animal. Raptor is an order. From the picture maybe a Donkeyraptor? :)
 
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titanboa
battlefield: the spruce goose or some other giant fucking plane
weapon: fucked if I know...either some kind of form fitted gladiator helmet or flexible Kevlar coating for the fucker...
 

sparkuri

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Jan 16, 2015
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You guys really need to get your shit together.
This is how Hitler came in to power.
You're taking Leigh @Leigh to his limits.

Every time there's a Grand Prix that seems like a simple request ya'll start bringing questionable factors into it.
Starts off with animals, ends up with armor-plated dinosaurs with nukes.

I'd be looking at this thread like,
"Is he serious? Does he want me to put Jesus on a Donkeysaur as a one-year old in the bracket?"

I swear to 8lb. 6oz. baby Jesus, if I do a GP and get mod status and you guys start pulling this off-the-wall shit, I will e-donkey punch every one of you.
I'll invent a new color for your SN's and a button to push that sends you to the corner for a random time period between 1 day & 7 days.
Maybe give you the inability to type the letter "q", "l" and the numbers "3" & "7" and permaban you from a random punctuation mark.

Chucky in an x-wing fighter in the Andromeda galaxy better not win this thing.
 

Leigh

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I think we're up to 15 combatants. I've been busy, so couldn't fire this up yesterday. I'll do it tonight. We have room for one more entrant.