Sports Animal GP Opening Round 2 - Koba vs White Rhino

[Leigh]

Opening Round 2:

Koba the bonobo - @Song Douche vs White Rhino - @Splinty

Arena: Deep sea (LOL)

Koba has mini nuclear bombs
White Rhino has no weapon

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ.

Voting ends Friday.

 

[SongExotic2]

Wait


How long do we get before they drowned

 

[Splinty]

If the bonobo sets off a nuclear bomb, it will die first, unless it can launch it fast and get away.

 

[Filthy]

"Most land animals can instinctively swim using doggy paddle, propel itself across water surface with four legs treading water and the head kept above water. However, all extant apes -- gibbons, orangutans, gorillas, chimps, bonobos, and humans -- are known to lack this swimming instinct and are prone to drowning."

rhinos can swim.

 

[member 3289]

The great apes don't have naturally buoyant bodies either. Too much muscle.

Koba sinks and drowns before the battle can even start.

 

[Splinty]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbqF4AA0Z8U

 

[Rambo John J]

"Most land animals can instinctively swim using doggy paddle, propel itself across water surface with four legs treading water and the head kept above water. However, all extant apes -- gibbons, orangutans, gorillas, chimps, bonobos, and humans -- are known to lack this swimming instinct and are prone to drowning."

rhinos can swim.

maybe ape can climb on back and drown this rhino

then ride his body like a raft to the next round

:?

 

[Belobog]

Pressure in the ocean increases by about 1 atmosphere for every 10 meters of depth. The deep sea is the lowest layer in the ocean at a depth of 1000 fathoms (1800 m) or more.

Both creatures are instantly crushed by the water at a minimum of 2646 psi.

 

[Priziesthorse]

Seems a bit racist to vote for the white rhino.

 

[Limpy]

I voted for @Splinty cuz @Song Douche is a cunt.

 

[otaku1]

Opening Round 2:

Koba the bonobo - @Song Douche vs White Rhino - @Splinty

Arena: Deep sea (LOL)

Koba has mini nuclear bombs
White Rhino has no weapon

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ.

Voting ends Friday.

TF is that?
Deep sea. LOL

 

[Splinty]

Seems a bit racist to vote for the white rhino.

Black Rhino has a much smaller...horn.

 

[Nemo?]

Black Rhino has a much smaller...horn.

Take that w to the bank fren.

 

[SongExotic2]

I roll a 6 and shoot the rhino in the face until it's dead

 

[IschKabibble]

Pressure in the ocean increases by about 1 atmosphere for every 10 meters of depth. The deep sea is the lowest layer in the ocean at a depth of 1000 fathoms (1800 m) or more.

Both creatures are instantly crushed by the water at a minimum of 2646 psi.

 

[SongExotic2]

Wait why do I have mini nukes? Where's my Apache and assault rifles?

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Wait why do I have mini nukes? Where's my Apache and assault rifles?

Gypsies took em.

 

[sparkuri]

Mutually
Assured
Destruction

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Mutually
Assured
Destruction

Deep sea mothafucka.

 

[SongExotic2]

If the bonobo sets off a nuclear bomb, it will die first, unless it can launch it fast and get away.

Chuck's the nuke at the rhino face

 

[Disciplined Galt]

I

Chuck's the nuke at the rhino face

In the deep sea!

 

[Hwoarang]

Chuck's the nuke at the rhino face

Granny got a nuke in the face

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmnjSbgZgHA

 

[SongExotic2]

Seems a bit racist to vote for the white rhino.

It's extremely racist. Fucking rhino with Aryan brotherhood tattoos. Koba would snap it's horn off like Conan the destroyer and end it's reign of terror

 

[Splinty]

It's extremely racist. Fucking rhino with Aryan brotherhood tattoos. Koba would snap it's horn off like Conan the destroyer and end it's reign of terror

 

[Leigh]

White Rhino wins 13-8 and goes through to the quarter finals. Well done, guys