Sports Animal GP Opening Round 7: Human vs Short faced bear

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Human vs Short faced bear

  • Human

    Votes: 13 52.0%
  • Short faced bear

    Votes: 12 48.0%

  • Total voters
    25

Leigh

Engineer
Pro Fighter
Jan 26, 2015
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Opening Round 7:

Human - IschKabibble @IschKabibble vs Short faced bear - Rambo John J @Rambo John J

Arena: NZ bushland.

Human gets a lancer (from Gears of War) with the chainsaw on top.
Short faced bear gets a torpedo.

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ.

Voting ends Friday.

 

GSPTrainingInAPool

Man on the silver mountain
Dec 1, 2015
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Considering the fight is in a bush and not on land, the torpedo is an unfortunate weapon choice. If the bear blows up both of them, is that a draw?
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Jan 17, 2015
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poor Human

no torpedo needed

chain will dull and come off on the tendons alone
 

SC MMA MD

TMMAC Addict
Jan 20, 2015
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Torpedo is a non-factor here. Not sure the human can inflict fatal damage with the chainsaw before the bear swipes him into pieces. I lean bear on this one.
 

sparkuri

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Jan 16, 2015
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This bear is just too much for a human with anything short of an automatic rifle.
Flamethrower would've turned the tide.
 
1

1031

Guest
I think the bear rushes the fuck out of the human and just knocks the stupid weapon out of his hands...it could easily be a woman because it isn't stated what gender or age. If it's just some random-ass average human vs. some random-ass average short-faced bear then the human is woefully unprepared for this battle.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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is it just a chainsaw? I thought it was an assault rifle with a chainsaw.

Also, I'm assuming 'human' is a red-blooded American male of fighting age and at the athletic level of a high school student.
 
M

member 3289

Guest
I think the bear rushes the fuck out of the human and just knocks the stupid weapon out of his hands...it could easily be a woman because it isn't stated what gender or age. If it's just some random-ass average human vs. some random-ass average short-faced bear then the human is woefully unprepared for this battle.
These are good points. Can we get the age, gender, and ethnic background of the human?
 

Yossarian

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Oct 25, 2015
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The bear would be quicker than the heavy chainsaw. It may wound the animal but the human is mauled in half.
 

Leigh

Engineer
Pro Fighter
Jan 26, 2015
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Currently a tie at 11-11! Nail biting stuff! Sudden death round, next time I see a vote lead I'll declare a winner.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
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I vote that vutu should be given the final vote.


You know his response will be

"What species of human are we talking here?"
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
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Actually I changed my mind.

My monkey could kill both of these at once


He should progress