Sports Animal GP Quarter Final 4: Human vs Sarcosuchus Imperator

[Leigh]

Quarter Final 4:

Human - @IschKabibble vs Sarcosuchus Imperator - @SC MMA MD

Arena: Jerusalem, 0AD.

Human gets Jesus (himself).
Sarcosuchus Imperator gets a Taiha.

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ.

Voting ends Monday.

 

[IschKabibble]

 

[member 3289]

Have to lean human due to a lack of water

 

[IschKabibble]

Have to lean human due to a lack of water

Or, you know, Jesus right after resurrection.

 

[SC MMA MD]

I believe Jesus was not particularly popular with the locals in that area at that time, I will have to be fast to get to him before the crowds do.
Come to think of it, this might explain the empty tomb- eaten by a huge crocodile.
I take this easy.

 

[Splinty]

gets a Taiha

Interestingly Google will make sure you see lots of anime searching for this as well.

 

[IschKabibble]

I take this easy.

Easy?!?

 

[SC MMA MD]

Interestingly Google will make sure you see lots of anime searching for this as well.

Thanks man, I was wondering what that was. I can use it to get the rest of these human bits off my teeth. This human was bitter and salty- Yuck.

 

[SC MMA MD]

Easy?!?

 

[SC MMA MD]

Since the fight is to the death, once I kill the human- I win; right? If Jesus pulls a Lazarus on the human here, do I have to kill him again?

 

[SongExotic2]

 

[IschKabibble]

Since the fight is to the death, once I kill the human- I win; right? If Jesus pulls a Lazarus on the human here, do I have to kill him again?

What are you on about? We're already cooking your tail for tonight's appetizer.

 

[Filthy]

Jesus is a fictional animal.

Real recognizes Real, if the giant croc can get past a bird with a google algorithm that maximizes confirmation bias, he's going to have no problem with a fairy tale.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

The Nazarene has this.

 

[sparkuri]

Jesus sacrificed himself for his creation...

"God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world"

...why would he destroy it in a random battle, peer pressure?

After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. The tempter came to him and said, “If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread.”
Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God."

Starving, Jesus would not cave in to peer pressure.
We're to assume this changes over a TMMAC Animal GP?

Poppycock.

Alligator wins, Jesus blesses the meal.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Jesus was real. The dinosaurs are just bones the devil his in the ground to fool us. Obvious answer is obvious.

 

[Yossarian]

The human needs to get silly weapons in order to win this shit. The croc has got this, at 0 AD Jesus was a little baby. Come on epeople, use your heads!

 

[GBK16]

Giant Crocodile cunt wins. 0 A.D. so Jesus would be less than a year old, plus KO/Death means he wins even if Jesus could bring him back to life.

 

[Yossarian]

Giant Crocodile cunt wins. 0 A.D. so Jesus would be less than a year old, plus KO/Death means he wins even if Jesus could bring him back to life.

6 people that voted have no common sense Or are atheist

 

[Leigh]

The human is another tied match at 6 a piece! We enter sudden death! The next time I see a vote lead I'll declare a winner.

How exciting!

 

[Robbie Hart]

There’s a vote lead

 

[Leigh]

Human wins 7-6 and goes through to the semi finals. Well done guys.

 

[Yossarian]

These games got trolled hard.

 

[SC MMA MD]

Well... damn.
Good luck in the remaining rounds

 

[Yossarian]

Well... damn.
Good luck in the remaining rounds

I tried for ya man. Baby Jesus, no can defend.