Personal Animals I'd rather not be attacked by.

[Mix6APlix]

Crocodiles/Alligators
Large predatory cats
Bears
Sharks/sea urchin/jelly fish. There is a reason I stay the fuck out of the ocean.
Hippos
Elephants
Large (like there is an other kind) bull moose.
Orcas. Another reason to stay out of the ocean.
Kangaroos. I may always have a knife, but no desire to get up close and personal with a kangaroo.
Basically anything in Austrailia.

 

[Mix6APlix]

And also bison. They aren't friendly even if you're 9 years old and have no bad intentions.

 

[Mix6APlix]

And rattlesnakes. That scared the shit out of me. Almost. Fuck rattlesnakes.

 

[SongExotic2]

Honey badger

 

[Robbie Hart]

Meerkats

 

[SongExotic2]

Megalodon

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Squirrels

 

[Ted Williams' head]

Crocodiles/Alligators
Large predatory cats
Bears
Sharks/sea urchin/jelly fish. There is a reason I stay the fuck out of the ocean.
Hippos
Elephants
Large (like there is an other kind) bull moose.
Orcas. Another reason to stay out of the ocean.
Kangaroos. I may always have a knife, but no desire to get up close and personal with a kangaroo.
Basically anything in Austrailia.

This is basically my list of animals I'd like to see you get attacked by.

 

[Robbie Hart]

This is basically my list of animals I'd like to see you get attacked by.

Me too

 

[Banchan]

List needs more poison bugs.

 

[Jdog93]

Cats.

 

[SongExotic2]

List needs more poison bugs.

He said attacked by, not eat on a stick

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Yossarian]

Honey badger

Definitely not in Far Cry 5...

 

[SongExotic2]

Definitely not in Far Cry 5...

They have them on there?

 

[SongExotic2]

What's them clicker things called on the last of us? Yeah fuck that

 

[Yossarian]

They have them on there?

Fucking bullet proof badgers yes.

 

[SongExotic2]

Fucking bullet proof badgers yes.

Ghastly

 

[Mix6APlix]

List needs more poison bugs.

OK. Fire ants and wasps.

 

[Yossarian]

A pack of ....
























Butterflies.

 

[digthisbigcrux]

Cassowary


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jB2QFmXUCo

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Fighting cock.

 

[silentsinger]

Meerkats

But they’re my favourite! I spent probably half an hour with a sort of picnic watching them last time I went to Marwell. They’re funny as fuck.

 

[silentsinger]

OK. Fire ants and wasps.

Wasps in this country are no bother. In the UK they would dive bomb the hell out of me. You’d see me most weekends in a pub garden flapping my arms about and screaming.

 

[1031]

Cassowary


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jB2QFmXUCo

He seemed to have a pole or rake or something like that. I'd think his best bet would be not to strike but just to keep it extended between him and the bird. Easier said then done, yes, but better than flailing at the body.