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La Paix

Fuck this place
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Jan 14, 2015
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I've recently hung a bird feeder on my patio. Took about 5 days before I saw any action but now I see groups of 4-8 daily. At first when I'd walk up to sliding door they'd fuck off scared. Now they know I'm not a threat I can blaze on the patio 8' away from them and they're cool. One of my cats loves to hide under my chair out there and creep hard. Once I can get closer I'll post some photos.


(Dramatic representation of future events)

 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Jan 17, 2015
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was letting a hummingbird drink from the hose a bunch this year....thing would come down and buzz me to turn on the hose...so I would and then spray it in air and it would zoom in and drink drops of water...it kept getting like 3 feet from my face and zig zagging around while mugging me
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
38,273
64,597
was letting a hummingbird drink from the hose a bunch this year....thing would come down and buzz me to turn on the hose...so I would and then spray it in air and it would zoom in and drink drops of water...it kept getting like 3 feet from my face and zig zagging around while mugging me
Hummingbirds are awesome.
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
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Jan 15, 2015
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was letting a hummingbird drink from the hose a bunch this year....thing would come down and buzz me to turn on the hose...so I would and then spray it in air and it would zoom in and drink drops of water...it kept getting like 3 feet from my face and zig zagging around while mugging me
If you fucked a bird in the mouth, it's okay.
 

kaladin stormblessed

Nala fanboy
Apr 24, 2017
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was letting a hummingbird drink from the hose a bunch this year....thing would come down and buzz me to turn on the hose...so I would and then spray it in air and it would zoom in and drink drops of water...it kept getting like 3 feet from my face and zig zagging around while mugging me
Whoa really? That's pretty incredible
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Jan 17, 2015
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Do midgets have normal sized peckers?

Imagine if you was a midget but you still had a 12 inch hog.

You would make a fortune in pornography
tyrian lannister has a hog....allegedly
 

kaladin stormblessed

Nala fanboy
Apr 24, 2017
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so i just shot one of my squirrels because ive been curious how they taste ever since a scene in a recent show.

cooking him right now and one of his buddies is eating some new bird food i got

do u think squirrel meat would be good for him? or is that a bad idea? and is it immoral?

and im absolutely very far from serious right now. i thought of this because i was about to smash a chicken finger and remembered feeling guilty last summer as i sat outside watching the sparrows eat food. i was talking to them so nicely, because i love them; meanwhile, i was eating one of their cousins (chicken)
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
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Do midgets have normal sized peckers?

Imagine if you was a midget but you still had a 12 inch hog.

You would make a fortune in pornography
I have wanked to Bridget the midget a few times. There's this midget whore on nana I've tried to convince letting me bang. Now I have a girlfriend again so will have to hold it off until I fuck up again.
 

otaku1

TMMAC Addict
Jul 16, 2015
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I have wanked to Bridget the midget a few times. There's this midget whore on nana I've tried to convince letting me bang. Now I have a girlfriend again so will have to hold it off until I fuck up again.
Nana plaza.
*souvenirs*
Lol lol