Lifestyle Any recommendations for collapsible baton?

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Mix6APlix

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I'm getting tired of smashing panhandlers in the face with my all too often not empty beer bottle. Any good recommendation for a solid pipe that you can just beat the shit out of someone with. I'm OK with stabbing or slashing someone, but blunt instruments leave less evidence.
 

Filthy

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i usually get a Tank Abbot Violence Woody and beat fools down with that...
 

BJTT_Pella

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The one that does not leave you with a felony on your record for possessing and or use. I believe "Asp" is the proper term.
 

Hauler

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My buddy has a Smith & Wesson baton that is pretty cool. Opens with a quick flip of the wrist and it has a flashlight on the handle end.
 

Onetrickpony

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If you google collapsible dildo there isn't one (unfortunately, would've fit this thread perfectly) this 3 foot monstrosity comes up (how collapsible and this are in the same search I have no clue).

 

Leigh

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I had an asp. I also had telescopic nunchucks. Both were ok, I guess. I wouldn't be intimidated by someone who wielded them.

A much funnier option is to get a large french loaf, soak it in water and freeze it. Then you could really smash someone and not get in trouble for possession of a weapon.
 

SongExotic2

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I had an asp. I also had telescopic nunchucks. Both were ok, I guess. I wouldn't be intimidated by someone who wielded them.

A much funnier option is to get a large french loaf, soak it in water and freeze it. Then you could really smash someone and not get in trouble for possession of a weapon.
What about if you made a icicle dagger /shank. You could stab someone and the evidence would melt
 

Brigsy

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I had an asp. I also had telescopic nunchucks. Both were ok, I guess. I wouldn't be intimidated by someone who wielded them.

A much funnier option is to get a large french loaf, soak it in water and freeze it. Then you could really smash someone and not get in trouble for possession of a weapon.
Its still a 'baton'........see what I did there?