Back in high school I was good friends with a kid a few houses down. We hung out a lot, got drunk and stoned, and did all the shit we did. But for years I never knew he was the culprit behind the burning of portajohns at our local park that had been happening for years.
So it's the night that Paxton hit the championship game winner for The Bulls, and we go out to the park to get baked and drink some frosty pilsners.
After we do, he says he needs to take a piss, but as he goes into the portajohn, he tells me to keep a look out.
About 2 minutes later, he comes out and tells me to check this out. "This" was the way he had strung up toilet paper up all the corners of the portajohn.
He actually had a Zippo engraved with "Brew Porta".
He did the little Zippo flip light, and proceeded to light up each streams of toilet paper. Then said, "we should go".
So we ran back into the soccer fields, sat on the bleachers and watched as the fire dept. and cops arrived to extinguish the burning tub of piss and shit while we smoked another bowl.
I had known him for 4-5 years, and had no idea that he was behind this, which happened numerous times every summer.
So it's the night that Paxton hit the championship game winner for The Bulls, and we go out to the park to get baked and drink some frosty pilsners.
After we do, he says he needs to take a piss, but as he goes into the portajohn, he tells me to keep a look out.
About 2 minutes later, he comes out and tells me to check this out. "This" was the way he had strung up toilet paper up all the corners of the portajohn.
He actually had a Zippo engraved with "Brew Porta".
He did the little Zippo flip light, and proceeded to light up each streams of toilet paper. Then said, "we should go".
So we ran back into the soccer fields, sat on the bleachers and watched as the fire dept. and cops arrived to extinguish the burning tub of piss and shit while we smoked another bowl.
I had known him for 4-5 years, and had no idea that he was behind this, which happened numerous times every summer.