Lifestyle Anyone have a house keeper?

[Chief]

Having a few shots to prepare myself for dish duty. Was just thinking about my sister who has some kind of live-in slave to wash dishes and feed her baby. Any of you hire help to clean?

T rolls insert sandwich making wife jokes here, then get lost.

 

[ThatOneDude]

I did for a bit, apparently the fat cunt had a big mouth and told everyone's business to the rest of the neighborhood.
She was promptly fired.
Never again.

 

[SongExotic2]

Sometimes. I need one now but I'm too ashamed of how unkempt I've let the place get. I'll tidy up a bit first then get her over

 

[Chief]

I did for a bit, apparently the fat cunt had a big mouth and told everyone's business to the rest of the neighborhood.
She was promptly fired.
Never again.

Lol

 

[SongExotic2]

I did for a bit, apparently the fat cunt had a big mouth and told everyone's business to the rest of the neighborhood.
She was promptly fired.
Never again.

Did she tell all the neighbors you don't wash ur dildos?

 

[Splinty]

Yeah of course. who doesn't?

 

[Chief]

Yeah of course. who doesn't?

You get a pass for saving the globe from the apocalypse.

 

[Wild]

Yes, I refer to her as my wife.

 

[SongExotic2]

I was away with work. I was talking to my landlord and he hooked me up with a maid who threw out all my exes leftovers. She literally went thru the whole house and just fucked all her stuff off. I'd told me ex to pick it up for a few weeks before, I also considered setting it all on fire on the driveway.

She showed up about 2 weeks later to collect it. Gone bitch.

 

[Thuglife13]

I see a bunch of Mr. Moneybags in here. Also today there was this lol...

Fox News’ Ainsley Earhardt Questions Trump’s Immigration Ban: What About My Au Pair?

 

[Judobill]

We have a nice lady who has lived with us for a long time. She does almost all the cooking and cleaning around the house. She even comes with us on our vacations. Her boyfriend is a great guy too, a butcher. I love when he comes by to pick her up because he always brings some great cuts of meat.

 

[Splinty]

I see a bunch of Mr. Moneybags in here. Also today there was this lol...

Fox News’ Ainsley Earhardt Questions Trump’s Immigration Ban: What About My Au Pair?

She brings up a good point.

 

[silentsinger]

I had a lady come round for an hour twice a week, realised it was a bit daft that I kept cleaning up the day before she came round.

 

[SongExotic2]

Cleaning lady heading over tomorrow. I diddnt really get a choice I got to choose Thursday or Friday. I'm gonna have a whip around and throw all my beercans out etc.

Think she is a spy for the owners to make sure I haven't wrecked the place.

 

[SongExotic2]

I can clean up in 5 minutes or so. I think she must be on a contract with them to clean every so often. They don't normally rent out Airbnb for months at a time is my guess.

 

[SongExotic2]

View from my couch the other day before I tidied up.


I don't have no bad pictures from when this place was a mess.

 

[SongExotic2]

Kitchen needs a clean

Hence no new wok creations.

And I have been smoking far to much MoDs.

 

[The Big Guy]

I've always had women clean up after me. But I never pay them

 

[ThatOneDude]

Disgusting

 

[SongExotic2]

Disgusting

 

[SongExotic2]

I decided to spend at least 5 minutes between episodes of the Pacific cleaning up.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

We have a nice lady who has lived with us for a long time. She does almost all the cooking and cleaning around the house. She even comes with us on our vacations. Her boyfriend is a great guy too, a butcher. I love when he comes by to pick her up because he always brings some great cuts of meat.

Is her name Alice?

 

[Sausage]

No

 

[Chief]

Kitchen needs a clean

Hence no new wok creations.

And I have been smoking far to much MoDs.

Need a pic of the cleaning lady's booty. Thanks.

 

[SongExotic2]

Not entirely sure my 5 minutes of cleaning between episodes is working out