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You pissed your pants when you saw a snakelol fuck naw
Some states: waaaah we have black bears, waaaah.You have to be pretty tough to live in that shithole
Plus you have inbreds, Possibly the worst of them allSome states: waaaah we have black bears, waaaah.
Other states: waaaah we have mountain lions, watch.
Florida: We have black bears, panthers (mountain lions), alligators, crocodiles, and a fuck ton of dangerous invasive species. Stop being such pussies.
sure the area is rugged but the people, not so muchSome states: waaaah we have black bears, waaaah.
Other states: waaaah we have mountain lions, watch.
Florida: We have black bears, panthers (mountain lions), alligators, crocodiles, and a fuck ton of dangerous invasive species. Stop being such pussies.
They're all originally from NY or NJsure the area is rugged but the people, not so much
Jan 1, 2019 / 01:44 PM EST / Updated: Jan 2, 2019 / 09:19 AM EST
A Collier County man’s target practice went horribly wrong on Monday when deputies say he shot a woman who was sitting at her dining room table.
Juan Arreguin, 41, is charged with one count of shooting a missile into a dwelling and one count of discharging a firearm in public.
Around 12:20 p.m. deputies responded to a report of a woman with a possible gunshot wound.
The 21-year-old victim appeared to have injuries to her right arm and right side. She told deputies that she was sitting at the dinner table, which is next to a window, when there was a loud crash at the window and she felt something strike her right arm and side.
Deputies discovered a hole in the window adjacent to where the woman was sitting and a bullet on the floor, 8-10 feet away from her. The woman told deputies that right before she was injured she heard gunshots coming from the home behind her property.
The woman was treated for minor injuries at a local hospital and released.
Detectives say Arreguin had been shooting at a target – a bottle set up against packed-down mulch – with his Ruger 40 S&W handgun right before deputies arrived.
Jan. 2: Florida Man Doesn't Get Straw, Attacks McDonald's Employee
Jan. 3: Florida Man Arrested at Mar-a-lago, Says He Came to Talk to Trump About 'His $6.3 Trillion'
Jan.4: Florida Man Arrested After Hitting Dad with Pizza Because He Was Mad He Helped Birth Him
Jan. 5: Florida Man Killed Ex-Girlfriend While Trying to ‘Get Rid of the Devil'
Jan. 6: Florida Man Intentionally Drove Ferrari 360 Into Ocean At Top Speed
Jan. 7: Florida Man Denies Syringes Found in Rectum Are His
Jan. 8: Florida Man Arrested After Argument Over Cheesesteak
Jan. 9: Florida Man Accused of Burning Son to Teach Him Lesson About Fire
Jan. 10: Florida Man Allegedly Fooled Family Into Believing Murdered Wife Was Still Alive
Jan. 11: Florida Man Chews Up Police Car Seat After Cocaine Arrest
Jan. 12: Florida Driver Finds Boa Constrictor in His Car Engine
Jan. 13: Drunk, Shirtless Florida Man Harasses People in the Park
Jan. 14: Florida Man Threatens to Kill Man With 'Kindness,' Uses Machete Named 'Kindness'
Jan. 15: Florida Man Causes Highway Crash, Steals Good Samaritan’s Truck Who Stopped To Help
Jan. 16: Florida Man Who Drove Ferrari Into Water Said, 'Jesus Told Him To'
Jan. 17: Florida Man Accused of Luring Kids Tells Cops He Can't Recall As He 'Drinks 18-20 Beers' Before Talking to Children
Jan. 18: Caught on Cam: Horses Chase Suspect in Florida
Jan. 19: Port Richey Man Accused Of Throwing Chair Across Steak 'n Shake
Jan. 20: Man Vacationing in Florida Finds Hidden Cameras in His Airbnb
Jan. 21: Florida Man, Woman Run Over By Patrol Car While Lying in Road to Watch Eclipse
Jan. 22: Florida Man Caught Exposing Himself in Walmart Pillow Aisle
Jan. 23: North Florida Man Beat, Pepper Sprayed Mom Because 'She Was a Narcissist'
Jan. 24: ‘Trump will handle it.’ Florida Man Has Warning After Harassing Iraqi Neighbors
Jan. 25: Florida Man Driving Unregistered ATV Ran Over Dog
Jan. 26: Florida Man Finds a WWII Grenade, Places It in His Truck, Drives to Taco Bell
Jan. 27: The WWII story was so good that it dominated headlines for a second day. This rare distinction is called "The Florida Spark."
Jan. 28: Florida Man Learns Hard Way He Stole Laxatives, Not Opioids
Jan. 29: Florida Man Accused of Robbing Chinese Restaurant at Finger Point
Jan. 30: Florida Man Spent Weeks in Jail for Heroin That Was Actually Detergent
Jan. 31: Florida Man Thought He'd Do Donuts on the Airport Runway. Police Were Not Amused.
Feb. 1: A Man Actually Punted a Rabid Coyote in Kissimmee
Feb. 2: Man Stabbed in the Back at Gainesville Bar Over Remark on a Hat
Feb. 3: Wig Helps Lead to Arrest of Florida Man in 7-Eleven Robbery, Deputies Say
Feb. 4: Florida Man Attacked Sister, Bit Cop After Someone Touched His Cigar
Feb. 5: Florida Men Accused of Smearing Feces on Crunch Fitness Bathroom, Sauna
Feb. 6: Florida Man Tried to Run Over Son Because He Didn't Want to Take a Bath
Feb. 7: Florida Man Dances Through DUI Sobriety Test
Feb. 8: Florida Man Gets Stuck to Prepped Drag Strip Surface at the GT-R World Cup
Feb. 9: Florida Woman's Maternity Photo Includes Alligator, Shotgun, Bud Light
Feb. 10: A rare day of peace.
Feb. 11: Florida Man Recorded Himself Having Sex with Dog
Feb. 12: Florida Man Throws Burrito in Woman’s Face, Cops Say. And This Has Happened Before
Feb. 13: Florida Man Fights To Keep Last $809 After IRS Seizes Bogus $980,000 Tax Refund
Feb. 14: Florida Man Caught on Camera Licking Doorbell
Feb. 15: Florida Man Claiming People Were "Eating His Brains" Leads Police on Insane Golf Course Chase
Feb. 16: Man on Scooter Killed in Collision with Deer on U.S. 1 in Oak Hill
Feb. 17: Florida Man Charged After Pointing Laser at Helicopter
Feb. 18: Rattlesnake-carrying Florida Man Claims to be 'Agent of God'
Feb. 19: Florida Man Throws Pizza Slice at Mom During Argument
Feb. 20: Florida Man Fights Coyote Off With Coffee Cup: 'I smashed him'
Feb. 21: Florida Man Arrested with Cocaine-Stuffed Lunchables
Feb. 22: Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Board Building Window in Illinois, Is Arrested Sitting on Another
Feb. 23: Florida Man Charged with Death of Grandma Found in Maggot-Infested Bed
Feb. 24: Another day of peace.
Feb. 25: Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Throwing Cookie at Girlfriend
Feb. 26: Arrested Florida Couple Pleasure Each Other In Back Of Cop Car
Feb. 27: Florida Man Sprayed Other Inmates with Urine
Feb. 28: Florida Man Who Allegedly Threatened Family with Coldplay Lyrics Ends Standoff After SWAT Promises Him Pizza
Mar. 1: Florida House Speaker Apologizes for Referring to Pregnant Women as ‘Host Bodies’ in Interview on Abortion
Mar. 2: Florida Man Sentenced to 10 Days For Dragging Shark Behind Boat
Mar. 3: Florida Man Rescues Grandma Floating Away on Ice Throne
Mar. 9: Man Arrested After Fight Over Beachfront Wedding Pictures
Mar. 10: Florida Man Who Attacked McDonald's Worker Over Straw Sentenced to Jail
Mar. 11: Florida Man Accused of Intentionally Pressure Washing His Neighbor
Mar. 12: Florida Man in Spider-Man Mask Steals Bottles From Liquor Store
Mar. 13: Drunk, Shirtless Florida Man Harasses People at the Park
Mar. 14: Milton Man Hit Pregnant Girlfriend With Bag of Tortilla Chips Over Baby's Paternity
Mar. 15: Florida Man Finds Bright Green Iguana in Toilet, Calls 911
Mar. 16: Florida Man Breaks into Store, Flips off Security Camera
Can you imagine lifting the toliet seat and finding this? Today Engine 13 responded to this exact call. Upon arrival the owner stated when they went to use the restroom they found the lizard in the toliet . Our crews took the lizard outside and released him without harm! #Media pic.twitter.com/WxfwAYvh5K
— FLFR PIO (@FLFR411) March 14, 2019
Mar. 17: Florida Man Who Burned Caged Cat, Fed it to Dogs Gets No Jail Time
Mar. 18: Florida Man Accused of Throwing Pancake Batter at Woman Arrested
Mar. 19: Florida Man Accused of Exposing Himself to Sammy's Exotic Dancer
Mar. 20: Squirrel Attacks Florida Man, Rodent Was Raised by Neighbor
Mar. 4: Florida Man Arrested After Fight About Tupac Shakur
Mar. 5: Leaf-burning Florida Man Asks Cop 'Did You Find All My Pot?'
Mar. 6: A Florida Man Actually Tried to Board a Flight to Orlando With a Fake Grenade
Mar. 7: Florida Man Goes Viral for Crushing Dance Routine to Post Malone Song
Mar. 8: Central Florida Man Broke Into Home, Fell Asleep on Couch While High on Meth
That's where all real Floridians are from.They're all originally from NY or NJ
You hide with the squirrels for safety you chubby bitch. As soon as one of the squirrels chirps an alarm, you scurry your chubby ass up a tree like a bitch.Every day I walk out my door I could be killed by a wild animal. That's a risk I take.
But you don't see me bitching about it.
Remember when you visited Miami and shat your pants after getting stung by a bee?You hide with the squirrels for safety you chubby bitch. As soon as one of the squirrels chirps an alarm, you scurry your chubby ass up a tree like a bitch.
Fuck you.
I’ve killed 3 rattlesnakes bruvYou pissed your pants when you saw a snake
I've killed more than 3 rattlesnakes on the walk to my car in the morning.I’ve killed 3 rattlesnakes bruv
you?
I went to Miami one time when I was 20. I was there for New Years.Remember when you visited Miami and shat your pants after getting stung by a bee?
None of this ever happenedI went to Miami one time when I was 20. I was there for New Years.
I went to some bar where a Zydeco band was playing. The old singer had a pot of Jambalaya up on stage and served it to people between songs. There was a big storm that night. At some point the power went out and everything went black. As soon as the lights went out some Florida swamp donkey came up behind me and started grabbing my balls. I lead her outside, she was wearing overalls, and I fingered her on a bus bench right beside a busy road.
This is a true story. I pray she was a cousin of yours.