General AREA 51: I'm going and I'm selling shit

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  1. gangsterkathryn

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    This is my favorite thing I’ve seen so far.
     
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    They made it to the front gate. I don’t think any civilian has ever done that. Consider it a success
     
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    there haven't been aliens on Offutt since my ex-gf left.
     
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  5. Bürgermeister of T-City

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    buy one orifice, get the next 6 probed for free.
     
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    the pathetic turnout is funny but it also sets a disturbing precendent that the FBI can go around intimidating people like they did to the founder of this thing.
     
  8. Jesus X

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    the funny part to me was that all it took to stop them was two guards and a stop sign.
     
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  10. Jesus X

    Jesus X mah peepo skrate. interim BMF belt champ.

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    what is the thing circled in red?
     
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    The guy before he did it
     
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  13. Jdog93

    Jdog93 Grrrrrrrr..

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    "I got Abducted once. The probing wasn't that bad(no homo)" - @Tom Terrific@Tom Terrific
     
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    Hey Fuckers! I'm alive! I just got back home last night and will start posting pics and telling stories soon!

    Even though the whole thing was screwed up and only a fraction of a fraction showed up, this still was the best gathering of people I have ever been to! The townspeople, the visitors, the people I met were some of the greatest examples of decent, good, caring people that all happened to end up in the same place at the same time.
     
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  16. silentsinger

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    Hurry up!
     
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    maybe next year they can get their shit together and organize a area 51 festival .it could be big. they could have a festival and they could get guys like that georgio fag from ancient aliens to speak. there definitely is a market for it. they need to ditch the storm the gates theme but there is no reason it cant still be a successful event with the proper people behind it and a year to reorganize
     
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  18. Jdog93

    Jdog93 Grrrrrrrr..

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    Yes.

    Have a festival for a few years running.

    Growing bigger and bigger.

    More numbers of Alien Hunters.

    Play the we are just here for the fun festivities.

    And..

    BAM!!!

    Storm the Gates!!!!!

    They can not stop us all!!!!

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  19. you too skinny bro!!

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    K9 units are no fucking joke, homie.
     
  21. you too skinny bro!!

    you too skinny bro!! Active Member

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    i heard they were letting them in if they wanted but every single person there chickened out.
     
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    Thats the general concensus with every person there! Swear to God.
     
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    You guys practiced a lot of drugs and probing, didn't you?
     
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