Argument over graham crackers leads to assault

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jason73

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A fight over graham crackers landed one man in the Palm Beach County Jail and two others in the hospital, according to an arrest report.


Thomas

Shawn Deandre Thomas, of Riviera Beach, is facing charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and battery. Thomas was supposed to make an appearance in court Thursday to determine his bail, but refused to enter the courtroom, according to court records.

The argument between Thomas, 40, and a 57-year-old man began after Thomas was allegedly asked for his Graham crackers as he sat eating at St. George’s Church at 21 West 22nd Street in Riviera Beach. The church provides food for the homeless.

Thomas told Riviera Beach police that he felt disrespected after being asked for his crackers. Thomas then picked up a bottle of hot sauce and allegedly threw it at the man’s head, knocking him unconscious, the report said.

Another man who tried to intercede was then punched in the throat by Thomas, the report said. Both men allegedly struck by Thomas were taken to a hospital. There condition was not detailed in the arrest report.

Court records show that Thomas has been arrested more than 40 times — mostly on drug charges — in Palm Beach County since 1997. Thomas has spent several stints in jail, including 45 days earlier this year after he was found guilty of battery.
 

jason73

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you know its been a shitty day when you get punched in the throat over some graham crackers
 

SongExotic2

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Dude is like a modern day jason bourne. Knocking out motherfucker with bottles of hot sauce paired with (an homage to chong li) strike to the throat.

I'd like to see him against fedor on the new years card
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Jul 22, 2015
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Fuck that shit. Graham crackers are fucking dope. You try to take my graham crackers you're getting knocked out too. Completely justified, imo. They're only picking on him because he's a celebrity. #FreeForestWhitaker
 

lookoutawhale

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I thought it was going to be a fight over accidental racism

Black guy: Cracker?
White guy: who you calling cracker?

*punch thrown*

Black guy: No man i was just hungry...
 

Ministry of Silly Walks

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Dude is like a modern day jason bourne. Knocking out motherfucker with bottles of hot sauce paired with (an homage to chong li) strike to the throat.

I'd like to see him against fedor on the new years card
end thread here
 

Zeph

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I thought it was going to be a fight over accidental racism

Black guy: Cracker?
White guy: who you calling cracker?

*punch thrown*

Black guy: No man i was just hungry...
I always wondered why cracker was offensive, until I think OhWhopDaChamp @MelE5150 mentioned that it was referring to someone who cracks a whip, I.E. a slave master and not some dried biscuit.
 

Left Hook Larry

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Before i even opened the thread I was saying "This person has to be from Florida" and sure enough...

What they put in the water over there? Sheesh