Who's the fag in your avatar?Can we keep my thread classy please?
Gives new meaning to open sesame.Lol
I’ve told this before on here so I’ll shorten it.
An old coworker was fucking his gf in the ass and after he finished he went to the bathroom to wash up. There was a sesame seed on his dick. I died laughing when he told me.
Sometimes it’s fun to take the dirt road home?What’s with all the sodomy these days? The vagina is far better.
That fag is my life partner.Who's the fag in your avatar?
So the one on the left thenThat fag is my life partner.
Biggest homo of them all.So the one on the left then
That’s what ladyboys are for.Sometimes it’s fun to take the dirt road home?
You haven’t fucked one, right?That’s what ladyboys are for.
She was on top, then climbed off, and did it to herself. LolShe asked or just kind of did it? I have told this before butt the worst I had was I banging a chick doggie in the ass with the lights off. I smelled something and my stomach and dick were covered in shit when She turned the lights on. It was pretty nasty. Thanks for turning the thread back to family friendly.
I thought I have had some freaks but you win.She was on top, then climbed off, and did it to herself. Lol
They're all cunts in court. Mine complained I wanted too many blow jobs. They don't say anything before you file for divorce though.After I found out my ex wife had cheated, I fucked her in the arse and had her suck it. She mentioned it in her court statements, hahaha.
He sounds like a real dickThey're all cunts in court. Mine complained I wanted too many blow jobs. They don't say anything before you file for divorce though.
Exactly made for that purpose.What’s with all the sodomy these days? The vagina is far better.
@peter_weyland you hear this shit?Exactly made for that purpose.
Don't tell the butt freaks though
Lol
I like butts too.@peter_weyland you hear this shit?
Lol... Its never been my suggestion.I like butts too.
Do not worry o VP of Ass
It's just that I don't see the fun with anal
Gy-na is the way
you should have mentioned it in your court documents.After I found out my ex wife had cheated, I fucked her in the arse and had her suck it. She mentioned it in her court statements, hahaha.
nothing is classier than a Rusty Trombone.Ass to mouth, the classiest of sexual favors.
failure to prepare is preparing to fail.She asked or just kind of did it? I have told this before butt the worst I had was I banging a chick doggie in the ass with the lights off. I smelled something and my stomach and dick were covered in shit when She turned the lights on. It was pretty nasty. Thanks for turning the thread back to family friendly.
I love the name rusty trombone. I think about the name far more often than I care to admit.nothing is classier than a Rusty Trombone.
fact.
Have you ever played one?I love the name rusty trombone. I think about the name far more often than I care to admit.