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Lol @ the cat taking big ass bites out of the cheeseburger
 

Robbie Hart

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Lol @ the cat taking big ass bites out of the cheeseburger
The guy loves it, he is a “cat guy”.......like an old “cat woman” who gets no love from a real human.........kind of like.....well, I’m not going to comment any further
 
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The guy loves it, he is a “cat guy”.......like an old “cat woman” who gets no love from a real human.........kind of like.....well, I’m not going to comment any further
Maybe You should get a cat Throb.
 
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The guy loves it, he is a “cat guy”.......like an old “cat woman” who gets no love from a real human.........kind of like.....well, I’m not going to comment any further
No idea what the fuck you're muttering on about, old man
 

Robbie Hart

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Maybe You should get a cat Throb.
Side note.......When I first met my wife, she had this shirt that said “I love my pussy” with 5 cats underneath the tag line.....dropped her off at the airport to go home one to England and she wore that to the airport and all these fat guys were licking their chops and I was like “yeah, I’d probably be doing the same”......you fat fucks
 

Atto

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My cat doesn't attack my food but always wants a piece of it , if i ignore her then she will get mad and slaps the fuck out of my hand.
 

b00ts

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How sad is it that you're so fat that defending your burger from a cat becomes a task that puts you on the brink of exhaustion?
 
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My cat doesn't attack my food but always wants a piece of it , if i ignore her then she will get mad and slaps the fuck out of my hand.
This is why I don't like female cats, they're fucking cunts, man.

I have a male cat and the most he would ever do is sit on the ground and meow, politely asking for some of my food...
 

sparkuri

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Luckily he'll only have to deal with it a few more months until the triple bypass fails.
 

Atto

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This is why I don't like female cats, they're fucking cunts, man.

I have a male cat and the most he would ever do is sit on the ground and meow, politely asking for some of my food...
wait wait wait......
My male cats are pure bitches . They will try to bite my finger off if the smell something on it.
even after being fed they are searching for food 24 hours.
 
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wait wait wait......
My male cats are pure bitches . They will try to bite my finger off if the smell something on it.
even after being fed they are searching for food 24 hours.
Well normally I would say this is because they have a weak owner but with you I am 100% sure that's not the case, so it's def weird...
 
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so you are telling me your male cat is not a thief?
Nah he's too timid. If I sneeze too loud he runs. If he smells something he likes he'll beg me for some, but he would never even think of taking it.

With other cats he's a bully, but with humans he's a total wimp.
 

Robbie Hart

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Nah he's too timid. If I sneeze too loud he runs. If he smells something he likes he'll beg me for some, but he would never even think of taking it.

With other cats he's a bully, but with humans he's a total wimp.
Are you justifying something a cat does? You momo, you?
 
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Are you justifying something a cat does? You momo, you?
I'm saying I have my cat under control and that he'd never do anything close to what the cat in the OP did. Not everyone is a pussy like you.

Fix your glasses and learn to read, you geriatric fuck.
 

Robbie Hart

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I'm saying I have my cat under control and that he'd never do anything close to what the cat in the OP did. Not everyone is a pussy like you.

Fix your glasses and learn to read, you geriatric fuck.
When you stop “petting” your cat let me know.......bitch ass trick