General Attn: NSAC

[Mix6APlix]

I'll be more than happy to box GGG. I can pass a piss test, and my asking price is a mere 1 million dollars (adjusted for after taxes, give or take a buck or two) along with full provided transportation and accommdations for 3 days prior and 2 days after the fight. I can save this card for you. I'll likely get KO'd, but at the very least I will hit him first. Just saying.

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

Shaved wrists or no?

 

[Mix6APlix]

Of course. I hate pulling tape off of my hairy dago arms. Plus if I shave my arms and chest I cut about 5 pounds. Chewbacca looks like an albino on chemo if he stood next to me.

 

[RaginCajun]

If GGG does not take this offer, it clearly means he is ducking you.

 

[Mix6APlix]

He doesn't even have to risk his title, as this would have to be open weight. I've busted my ass to get to 180, there is no way I make midget weight. Hell I think pushing for 170 is medically unsafe. But I'm stupid, so onward with that goal.