General ATTN: @Splinty F, M, K- Taylor, Katy, Ariana

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  1. Rhino

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    Since @Splinty@Splinty is a DIE HARD Taylor Swift fan, and waiting to download her album when it releases tomorrow, I'm gonna set up a game for him to occupy his waiting time...

    Fuck, Marry, Kill

    Our participants- Taylor Swift, Her bitter enemy Katy Perry, aaaaaand I needed a 3rd person, so since she just did Coachella and I saw her there... Ariana Grande (I had to look up if she's legal age LOL... She's 25).

    Fuck Marry Kill....

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  3. Sex Chicken

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    No matter who he chooses to fuck he’d just close his eyes and picture Bhad Barbie the whole time.
     
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  4. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    Fuck Katy Perry bc she has big tits, kill Taylor Swift bc she's Taylor Swift, marry Ariana Grande bc she is the closest thing to a latina (she's Italian but same shit)
     
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  5. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Un-jerseyable

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    She’s a 30 year old Jewish lady who cosplays as a Latin teen.
     
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    i would fuck marry kill all 3
     
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    @ENOCK@ENOCK please come inform these fools that all 3 luceferians need to be exterminated
     
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    exterminate only after fucking though
     
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    No need to exterminate, Katy and Ariana are under mind control after years of serious abuse as adolescents ...

    Swift is just a clone trained to pump dat agenda baby!
     
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    Instead of plastic grande you should have thrown a curveball and included the 4 girls from Blackpink (as one entity) who played Coachella both weekends.

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    taylor swift has probably taken less penis than perry or grande. grande has been with some well endowed guys like big sean.
     
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    Katy Perry today.

    I'd marry Taylor and her $320M net worth, Fuck Katy and get her and her $330M net worth pregnant (my virility is unmatched).

    And kill Grande. because I love humanity and music.
     
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    Jesus X mah peepo skrate. interim BMF belt champ.

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    holy fuck I didn't know she was that obscenely wealthy.
     
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  18. Rhino

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    Isn't Taylor Swift's thing that she dates guys, they break up, then she writes songs about them? (What a cunt).... She dated according to Google... John Mayer, Harry Styles, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, Calvin Harris, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Tom Hiddleston.

    Perry dated John Mayer (apparently he's hooked up with 1/2 of the Hollywood and Music world hot chicks.... Motherfucking man), was married to Russell Brand, is currently married to Orlando Bloom, and was apparently/allegedly dating everyone from Diplo, Jared Leto, Robert Pattinson, and the guitarist from Florence and the Machine.

    Grande was with Big Sean, Mac Miller, Pete Davidson, and a few dudes when she was like a kid star and they were on similar kid shows.... Not as much as I would've thought either for a girl who has a lyric about riding a dick bicycle (that's not a joke, Google that shit).

    End of the day, I'm going with the same picks as @conor mcgregor nut hugger@conor mcgregor nut hugger

    Marry Grande... She's like 5 ft tall, you gotta love a spinner.

    Fuck Perry... Cause DAMN LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES!!!

    Kill Swift... Because Fuck You @Splinty@Splinty... And fuck that terrible trollop Swift
     
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    Spinners produce short boys.
     
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    Fuck Ariana Grande because I bet she's a filthy whore in the sack

    Marry Kate Perry because I bet she's a filthy whore in the sack, but not as strung out on crack as Ariana Grande

    Kill Taylor Swift because she's a cunt
     
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    Fuck Ariana 'cause she is a hot little spinner, kill Katy because her eyes are genocidal type crazy and marry Taylor because I think I could be the one to turn things around with her.....
     
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