General Average day in China

[Qat]

Not on this sandwich. Cheese would ruin it instantly.

 

[Poiupoiu]

The ass girl. This is how she dresses everyday. And now she posted she's constipated for a week.

 

[SongExotic2]

The ass girl. This is how she dresses everyday. And now she posted she's constipated for a week.

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She got skinny legs. And I thought you don't speak or read China? She posts about being constipated in English?

 

[gangsterkathryn]

She got skinny legs. And I thought you don't speak or read China? She posts about being constipated in English?

Really. You’re talking about skinny legs? Lol

 

[Poiupoiu]

She got skinny legs. And I thought you don't speak or read China? She posts about being constipated in English?

I met her in long sweat pants. Plain jane. Then I saw her work out ass.

Wechat has an auto translate option

 

[SongExotic2]

Wechat has an auto translate option

You should give her my chilli recipe. She will beg the gods to stop shitting. I'm assuming she has a wok.

 

[Jesus X]

I want to bang a chinese woman from missionary just so I can look into her fuckin eyes and say "NICE VA-CHINA!" before I put my weiner in.

 

[Poiupoiu]

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been mentioned on other forums. one of the best foods in china

 

[Poiupoiu]

I want to bang a chinese woman from missionary just so I can look into her fuckin eyes and say "NICE VA-CHINA!" before I put my weiner in.

she wouldnt understand, might as well say pink purple polka dot eater

 

[Jesus X]

she wouldnt understand, might as well say pink purple polka dot eater

嘉 VA-

瓷的

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

English bacon is delicious. It's one of the things you miss In other parts of the world.

It's called back bacon. It's very common in Canada, but it's poor man's peameal bacon. Also, why does everything you eat look disgusting?

 

[Poiupoiu]

Went to a muslim noodle shop. Had hand spun noodles. Lamein

Broth starter

 

[Poiupoiu]

Making the noodles

 

[Poiupoiu]

18 rmb (2.75 usd) I'm stuffed .

 

[Poiupoiu]

8 story building and they're still using bamboo scaffolding in 2021

 

[SongExotic2]

8 story building and they're still using bamboo scaffolding in 2021

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Ghastly

 

[Poiupoiu]

What do you call these?

I call them mull berries.

It amazes me that fruit trees just grow wild around here. Mango, papaya, mulberry, loquat, coconut, ....

 

[SongExotic2]

What do you call these?

I call them mull berries.

It amazes me that fruit trees just grow wild around here. Mango, papaya, mulberry, loquat, coconut, ....

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Do they have them crazy monkeys in the trees? I saw them on a tv show robbing people and I like them.

 

[SongExotic2]

What do you call these?

I call them mull berries.

It amazes me that fruit trees just grow wild around here. Mango, papaya, mulberry, loquat, coconut, ....

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Also, fuck knows. Look like maggot hives to me.

 

[Poiupoiu]

no wild monkeys in the cities here.

very few animal (or birds) in the cities.

just rats

 

[NotBanjaxo]

no wild monkeys in the cities here.

very few animal (or birds) in the cities.

just rats

Of course there aren't any animals around, little fuckers get wok fried and eaten within a minute of breaching the city boundary.

 

[SongExotic2]

Of course there aren't any animals around, little fuckers get wok fried and eaten within a minute of breaching the city boundary.

I heard you can eat monkey brains in turkey. Not sure if true.

 

[Rambo John J]

Yes
U can eat em

 

[Poiupoiu]

Had to go in a pharmacy to buy bandaids for the blister on my ass. It's my lucky day, seahorse is on sale.

 

[Poiupoiu]

Turn in the middle of the road, in the middle of traffic . Average day.