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SongExotic2

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What’s not to like?

is the massage a different style/feel from a western one?
I got a massage from a Chinese lady in Amsterdam and she bruised me. It wasn't a very relaxing experience either.

And when I was in Arizona I used to get a massage at this chinese place, it was decent but I wouldn't say good.

And no they were not naughty massages before you perverts start.


That's a different story
 

Poiupoiu

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It all depends on the girl.

The more you get massages you get used to it, so I need hard and harder.
 

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Today is winter solstice. An important Chinese holiday.

You MUST eat dumplings today or suffer the superstitious consequences (your ears will fall off if you done eat dumplings today)
 

Poiupoiu

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Have a slight cough, co-workers recommend a cupping.

It's painful but not that bad.

Usually you will feel better the next day.

I got a scrapping massage once, will never do that again.

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Poiupoiu

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this is a scrapping massage. they take a flat rock with an edge. then turn the edge on its side, and scrape the hell out of your back.

most painful massage i have ever had out of 1000+backscrape.jpg (?)

i kept going because i like pain

will NEVER get a scrapping massage again.
 

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Have a slight cough, co-workers recommend a cupping.

It's painful but not that bad.

Usually you will feel better the next day.

I got a scrapping massage once, will never do that again.

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A cupping? Why not go the whole hog, and have a medieval doctor apply leeches?

Maybe try trepanning for a headache?

If there's one thing even weirder than all the things the Chinese will eat, it's the bullshit they believe about traditional "medicine."
 

Poiupoiu

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i would never rely on TCM (traditional chinese medicine) , i went to a legit pharmacy first and got some pills and cough syrup

but i do feel there is something in all the different types of massages that does more than just 'massage'

when you have a headache or pain, ever do the pinch between thumb and index finger ? it works to relieve pain, and it works better when someone else does it to you

 
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i would never rely on TCM (traditional chinese medicine) , i went to a legit pharmacy first and got some pills and cough syrup

but i do feel there is something in all the different types of massages that does more than just 'massage'

when you have a headache or pain, ever do the pinch between thumb and index finger ? it works to relieve pain, and it works better when someone else does it

I stick my or someone else’s finger up my bum instead, works even better.
 
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A cupping? Why not go the whole hog, and have a medieval doctor apply leeches?

Maybe try trepanning for a headache?

If there's one thing even weirder than all the things the Chinese will eat, it's the bullshit they believe about traditional "medicine."
Acupuncture is legit, but yeah there is a lot of fuckery with traditional Chinese medicine.
 

Poiupoiu

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also note the scrapping was pre covid, the cupping yesterday.

i lost 20+ lbs during quartine
 

SongExotic2

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also note the scrapping was pre covid, the cupping yesterday.

i lost 20+ lbs during quartine
Your saying it wrong, dipshit, scrapping means fighting in blue collar middle schools.

I've seen them Chinese fight with Thier spinny shit, those motherfuckers don't mess around.
 

SongExotic2

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They should just sell the creme in a tube and stop pretending anyone wants those shitty black cookies.
I suck out the cream and spit it in the toilet, then annoy those delicious black biscuits.


Then reward myself with Oreos.