General Average day in China

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Poiupoiu

Can you quack like a duck, when we
Oct 26, 2015
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no pics, but this just happened to me on the bus.

i was already sitting, when a female sat down next to me. she had on nice perfume.

this is uncommon during the day. chinese normally dont do that.

so to encourage her, i wanted to tell her she smelled nice, but saying it in chinese would draw too much attention.

so i switch to my translation app and typed it out on my phone.

just as i get her attention and show her the text

the smell of rotten eggs lingers in the air, someone had farted.

she reads the text, stiffens ups and avoids all eye contact

she got off at the next stop
 

CovidFree

Formerly 'Lars'
Oct 17, 2015
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no pics, but this just happened to me on the bus.

i was already sitting, when a female sat down next to me. she had on nice perfume.

this is uncommon during the day. chinese normally dont do that.

so to encourage her, i wanted to tell her she smelled nice, but saying it in chinese would draw too much attention.

so i switch to my translation app and typed it out on my phone.

just as i get her attention and show her the text

the smell of rotten eggs lingers in the air, someone had farted.

she reads the text, stiffens ups and avoids all eye contact

she got off at the next stop
Lol creep
 

Fingers

First 3500
Nov 14, 2019
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no pics, but this just happened to me on the bus.

i was already sitting, when a female sat down next to me. she had on nice perfume.

this is uncommon during the day. chinese normally dont do that.

so to encourage her, i wanted to tell her she smelled nice, but saying it in chinese would draw too much attention.

so i switch to my translation app and typed it out on my phone.

just as i get her attention and show her the text

the smell of rotten eggs lingers in the air, someone had farted.

she reads the text, stiffens ups and avoids all eye contact

she got off at the next stop
she was scared and asserting dominance.

stop getting so close to people, you are terrifying these people.
 

jason73

fuck off. i got work to do
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
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china is doing the uygurs a huge favor by putting all the men in concentration camp according to the chinese govt .i wonder what they say about the falun gong
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
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china is doing the uygurs a huge favor by putting all the men in concentration camp according to the chinese govt .i wonder what they say about the falun gong
***waits patiently for our local CCP rep to drop some whataboutisms***
 

Poiupoiu

Can you quack like a duck, when we
Oct 26, 2015
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779
Typical chinese bakery breakfast for me. 2 buns, 3 rmb each, or us .45 cents eachIMG_20210110_080850.jpg
 

Poiupoiu

Can you quack like a duck, when we
Oct 26, 2015
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Brr, it's 46 f and all the windows are open because they believe fresh air is more important than keeping warm. Also note there is no indoor heating in s.e. asia.
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RaginCajun

And knowing is half the battle
Oct 25, 2015
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Brr, it's 46 f and all the windows are open because they believe fresh air is more important than keeping warm. Also note there is no indoor heating in s.e. asia.
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I've never been to China but I have seen a very thorough documentary about it called "Big trouble in Little China" so I think I got the gist of it.