General Average day in China

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Poiupoiu

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Oct 26, 2015
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no pics, but this just happened to me on the bus.

i was already sitting, when a female sat down next to me. she had on nice perfume.

this is uncommon during the day. chinese normally dont do that.

so to encourage her, i wanted to tell her she smelled nice, but saying it in chinese would draw too much attention.

so i switch to my translation app and typed it out on my phone.

just as i get her attention and show her the text

the smell of rotten eggs lingers in the air, someone had farted.

she reads the text, stiffens ups and avoids all eye contact

she got off at the next stop
 
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no pics, but this just happened to me on the bus.

i was already sitting, when a female sat down next to me. she had on nice perfume.

this is uncommon during the day. chinese normally dont do that.

so to encourage her, i wanted to tell her she smelled nice, but saying it in chinese would draw too much attention.

so i switch to my translation app and typed it out on my phone.

just as i get her attention and show her the text

the smell of rotten eggs lingers in the air, someone had farted.

she reads the text, stiffens ups and avoids all eye contact

she got off at the next stop
Lol creep
 

FINGERS

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no pics, but this just happened to me on the bus.

i was already sitting, when a female sat down next to me. she had on nice perfume.

this is uncommon during the day. chinese normally dont do that.

so to encourage her, i wanted to tell her she smelled nice, but saying it in chinese would draw too much attention.

so i switch to my translation app and typed it out on my phone.

just as i get her attention and show her the text

the smell of rotten eggs lingers in the air, someone had farted.

she reads the text, stiffens ups and avoids all eye contact

she got off at the next stop
she was scared and asserting dominance.

stop getting so close to people, you are terrifying these people.
 

jason73

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china is doing the uygurs a huge favor by putting all the men in concentration camp according to the chinese govt .i wonder what they say about the falun gong
 

ThatOneDude

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china is doing the uygurs a huge favor by putting all the men in concentration camp according to the chinese govt .i wonder what they say about the falun gong
***waits patiently for our local CCP rep to drop some whataboutisms***
 

Poiupoiu

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Oct 26, 2015
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Brr, it's 46 f and all the windows are open because they believe fresh air is more important than keeping warm. Also note there is no indoor heating in s.e. asia.
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RaginCajun

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Oct 25, 2015
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Brr, it's 46 f and all the windows are open because they believe fresh air is more important than keeping warm. Also note there is no indoor heating in s.e. asia.
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I've never been to China but I have seen a very thorough documentary about it called "Big trouble in Little China" so I think I got the gist of it.