Lifestyle Bar conversations gone wrong

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  1. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    So...after an embarrassing piss poor round of Golden Tee last night, I sit back at the bar next to a black couple. After a few minutes, the woman starts talking to her guy about a bar that does booze infused gummi bears.Just so happens, I am experienced in this matter, and elaborate how good this can be.

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    Just happens they are regulars, which I have never met. A rarity in and of itself.

    The chick looks at me and says "You know we're cops, right?" and flashes her badge while the guy is just mean mugging the hell out of me. I respond with "I did not". She tells me 'you a funny ass white boy, so we'll let this slide.' I finished my drink and saw my way out.

    That said, I had nothing illegal with me at the time.
     
  2. Osiris

    Osiris I'm the Osiris of this shit

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    So what are you so scared of then?
     
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  3. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    Um, nothing. Maybe my knife, not sure if that is legal or not at this time and place. Just thought it was funny the way she looked at me and informed that she was a cop. And her man glaring at me was reminisent of the photo of Ronda and Travis.
     
  4. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    She’s racist, report her
     
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  5. Gay For Longo

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    Why did they even mention they are cops?
    Are booze infused gummy bears illegal?
     
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  6. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    No. But using THC infused vodka for said gummies is.
     
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  7. Jesus X

    Jesus X mah peepo skrate. interim BMF belt champ.

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    cops in L.A would have made you cross your feet and put your hands on your head for less sassy behavior chicago cops sound nice.

    I was in this position just for standing next to someone being arrested.
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  8. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    I respect the CPD. Sure there are always shitheads, but they deal with a lot of dipshits that deserve a good beatdown.
     
  9. The Boatman

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    was she hot?
     
  10. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    Once I came across them apprehending some rando crackhead, and I asked if they needed help subduing the perp. They not so politely told me to get back and walk away. It was about 3am. I was totally sober.
     
  11. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    If you're referring to the black chick, I wouldn't say hot, but she had a pretty face, albeit a little thick for my own preference. I talked with them for about an hour, they were both pretty cool.
     
  12. The Boatman

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    sounds hot
     
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    Shoulda requested a cavity search
     
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  14. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    She had very nice teeth. I don't think I would have found any cavities.
     
  15. Mr Smokalotapotamus

    Mr Smokalotapotamus You gonna pass that bro??

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    I don't get it? Let what slide??
     
  16. Hauler

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    Man. I miss Mix's random stories from left field.
     
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  17. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    What ever happened with him?
     
  18. Hauler

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    He probably mentioned the THC to the cops.
    Or maybe he didn't.

    At times, Mix's posts could be equally cryptic and confusing.

    Definitely miss rubbing his nose in Michigan's ineptitude. Having a former tOSU QB about to take over his Redskins would have been even more ammo.
     
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  19. Hauler

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    He died. I never heard the details.
     
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  21. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I am a huge pussy
     
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  22. silentsinger

    silentsinger 30/30-150

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    He really was one of a kind. His stories almost seemed made up but he got so trashed all the time they weren't as far out of leftfield at all.
     
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