Personal Best Canadian Province?

[Splinty]

His claim was that Alberta is the Texas of Canada. If Alberta is boring, then he's probably right. Texas is a massive state with a very small coastline. Speaking of that coastline, finding a beach that isn't polluted with either gulf oil or obese Texans is like finding a needle in a haystack.

Also, did you see that thread @Splinty made about a car accident outside a Texas club he was at?

The "club" looked like a fukn derelict barn.

Since you're so triggered you are one step from Club Liv references, let me help you out on "my claim":

LMGTFY

 

[member 1013]

I guess it all depends on your life style. If you enjoy politics, smoking cigarettes, major league sports and imitating Americans then Ontario is a solid choice.

 

[Ted Williams' head]

Big surprise - it's a thread about Canada and two yanks HAVE to make it about America. How predictable!

Both of you bums will be running to the border when Al Gore's global melting kicks in

 

[member 3289]

Big surprise - it's a thread about Canada and two yanks HAVE to make it about America. How predictable!

Both of you bums will be running to the border when Al Gore's global melting kicks in

I'm probably going to Ontario as it's most similar to my current lifestyle.

Plus I don't think I could breathe with all the weed smoke clouds in BC!

 

[member 1013]

Today I went to the beach and got sand in my aircast

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Big surprise - it's a thread about Canada and two yanks HAVE to make it about America. How predictable!

Southerners aren't Yanks, hombre.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

he subject was Quebec and I thought their defen(C)e of their Francophone culture was admirable in the face of neglect at the hands of the anglophone powers that be.

I think you meant to say "discriminatory" in place of "admirable"

 

[member 3289]

I think you meant to say "discriminatory" in place of "admirable"

I heard it's illegal for a child to attend an English-language school in Quebec unless both parents are native anglophones?

 

[SongExotic2]

Stupid thread

Didn't read or vote

Needs to say *POLL* in thread title

 

[jason73]

Everything east of the rockies is a shithole

 

[jason73]

I heard it's illegal for a child to attend an English-language school in Quebec unless both parents are native anglophones?

It is illegal to have english on any store front signs in queerbec too

 

[La Paix]

I'm probably going to Ontario as it's most similar to my current lifestyle.

Plus I don't think I could breathe with all the weed smoke clouds in BC!

You're planning to take a vacation in Ontario?

 

[member 3289]

You're planning to take a vacation in Ontario?

No I'm justsaying where I'd likely move in the event of a global warming catastrophe.

Lol @ wasting a vacation by going to Ontario.

I don't wanna visit NY on my vacation, much less NY-lite

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I would say BC because location and where I grew up but too many bleeding heart, tree huggers.

 

[La Paix]

No I'm justsaying where I'd likely move in the event of a global warming catastrophe.

Lol @ wasting a vacation by going to Ontario.

I don't wanna visit NY on my vacation, much less NY-lite

Better but still questionable.

Everybody in Canada would live in this province if they could
We'll give you a hint: Ontario came in second place. But which province, often identified by its initials, came first?

• Jun 30, 2017
  
• Terra Ciolfe

Everybody in Canada would live in this province if they could - Macleans.ca

 

[La Paix]

Canada census shows people moving west | CBC News

 

[La Paix]

Which Canadian Province Should You Live In? | BrainFall

 

[member 1013]

I’m changing my vote to Manitoba

Someone has to defend @Onetrickpony and his honour

 

[member 1013]

Just asked everyone that’s still at the office if they call it kickball or soccerbaseball

Now everyone thinks I’m retarded and that @ConorMcGregorsBeard is weird

 

[megatherium]

Good job guys. Thanks for keeping us Canucks in mind.

By the way Ontario isn't Americanized; that's Alberta. Especially southern Alberta. Ontario is uber Canadian really.




BC
Yukon
Newfoundland

 

[member 1013]

Good job guys. Thanks for keeping us Canucks in mind.

By the way Ontario isn't Americanized; that's Alberta. Especially southern Alberta. Ontario is uber Canadian really.




BC
Yukon
Newfoundland

Don’t even bother defending Ontario bruv.

This thread was orchestrated by a bored Floridian and an admin who likes to troll his own site to ignite civil war between BC and Ontario.

Scallywags and churls, both.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I heard it's illegal for a child to attend an English-language school in Quebec unless both parents are native anglophones?

I don't believe there are any single language schools in Canada. People from west of Ontario would be able to correct me though.

 

[jason73]

 

[jason73]

the west keeps quebec and the maritimes above water by sending money back east

 

[member 1013]

I don't believe there are any single language schools in Canada. People from west of Ontario would be able to correct me though.

You don’t need to take French in Alberta