Now see, I didn't create this golden thread to poke fun at @TheFifthScallop 's gender or his love interests.@Splinty , don’t you have to change @TheFifthScallop ’s name now to reflect the gender reassignment? I suggest @FallonScallop , but I guess that’s for you two to work out.
Even with the frozen peas under there, it’s still burning. I’m not allowed to shower for 24 hours. If that wasn’t the case, I’d be making iced tea.Use ice water
Morphine?Even with the frozen peas under there, it’s still burning. I’m not allowed to shower for 24 hours. If that wasn’t the case, I’d be making iced tea.
I enjoy the ribbing. After all, I am a woman now. “Ribbed for her pleasure”Now see, I didn't create this golden thread to poke fun at @TheFifthScallop 's gender or his love interests.
Just the taste of his baby batter, now that it's just batter.
Just take 8 codeine and about ten beers.I wasn’t prescribed any pain meds.
Going to have the wife go get me a sixer here in a little bit.Just take 8 codeine and about ten beers.
If you lightly wet the surgical area, then put a frosting of cocaine on it, it'll act as a topical anesthetic, very well.Going to have the wife go get me a sixer here in a little bit.
Have you found any changes in your interests and hobbies? Do you still enjoy throwing a football around?Going to have the wife go get me a sixer here in a little bit.
I have a sudden urge to do the dishes and make “my man” and sandwich.Have you found any changes in your interests and hobbies? Do you still enjoy throwing a football around?
That’s a sick pommie bruvFell asleep for a little bit earlier. My dog has been by my side all morning. View attachment 50409
See, I told you the cocaine would work.The burning has stopped.
The good ones are problematicI wasn’t prescribed any pain meds.