Lifestyle best places to drop a deuce.

[Mix6APlix]

Working in Chicago, sometimes 14 hour shifts, as much as I don't want to, sometimes, it just has to be done.

So after years of experience, I've narrowed it down to 2 options. First, any high end hotel. They usually have people who check, clean, and sanitize every 15 or 30 minutes. Since I always carry a backpack, I never get questioned, I just walk in, walk with a purpose, and act like I belong there. Never had an issue.

Second, the Rock and Roll McDonalds. It's the most profitable McDonald's on Earth, open 24 hours a day, and has an army of illegal immigrants who keep the bathrooms immaculate. It seems like they always have someone cleaning the bathrooms.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Wherever I lay my dookie is my home.

 

[b00ts]

On a cruise ship with a balcony room. Open balcony and bathroom door and enjoy an ocean breeze duece.

 

[kneeblock]

Working in Chicago, sometimes 14 hour shifts, as much as I don't want to, sometimes, it just has to be done.

So after years of experience, I've narrowed it down to 2 options. First, any high end hotel. They usually have people who check, clean, and sanitize every 15 or 30 minutes. Since I always carry a backpack, I never get questioned, I just walk in, walk with a purpose, and act like I belong there. Never had an issue.

Second, the Rock and Roll McDonalds. It's the most profitable McDonald's on Earth, open 24 hours a day, and has an army of illegal immigrants who keep the bathrooms immaculate. It seems like they always have someone cleaning the bathrooms.

Useful resource: Welcome to SitOrSquat

 

[seekntruth]

Does on a hot broads chest count?

 

[silentsinger]

I tried getting to this one in Vegas but the line for the lounge was too long.

 

[Jdog93]

View: https://youtu.be/1t1OVRfmMik

 

[Hauler]

I took a crap near the top of McAfee's Knob.

Yes, I buried it.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

There is no better place to duece than the upper deck

 

[seekntruth]

I took a crap near the top of McAfee's Knob.

GROSS!!
(Not that there is anything wrong with that)









*im sorry I couldn't resist...I'm a child.

That's a gorgeous overlook though.

 

[Kingtony87]

Work. I time two shits a day for work

 

[Jesus X]

from the grand canyon. you can put the turd in a novelty miniture squirrel suit.

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

On someone's chest. The true playa way.

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

I only take shits at home. I've only taken shits in public places when it was a goddamn emergency

 

[SongExotic2]

Omni resort in Scottsdale is good for any would be tourists who need to push one out.

Highly recommend

 

[jasonhightower]

Upper Decker

 

[RaginCajun]

 

[Qat]

I need help to decide between the inside or the outside of your pillow.