General Bike Thief tries to outrun electric scooter

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Rambo John J

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masking to commit crime
has apparently been identified from the video
 
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Hauler

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Who Dey!
I have that same jersey but I promise this isn't me.
 

Hauler

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We noticed by the missing rolling walker
Shiiiit

If that was me I would have gotten away. The suspension on the scooter was shit. Home boy should have taken that thing off road.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Shiiiit

If that was me I would have gotten away. The suspension on the scooter was shit. Home boy should have taken that thing off road.
He should have PRIDE stomped the guy on the e-bike when he went down.
 

John Lee Pettimore

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Thief is a moron. He only passed up a dozen opportunities to choose escape routes that were too obstructed for the scooter to follow. All he had to do was jump a couple of curbs.

??
 

Filthy

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masking to commit crime
has apparently been identified from the video
kind of a Catch-22.

if you have meth, the scooter can't catch you.
but if you have meth, you don't need to steal the bike.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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The idea that a bike with an electric motor attached to it is fundamentally different from a bike with a gas engine attached is ridiculous.
 

Rambo John J

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Thief is a registered sex offender, convicted rapist, and much much more...
 

Qat

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Yeah, but the other guy was on an e-bike.
Isn't it a scooter?

I know we have a very different take on bikes anyway in Europe, I drive one almost every day while over the pond it's a hobby at best.
But I think pedelecs, e-bikes and similar vehicles are fantastic options especially for older people to stay mobile.

And yes ideally they should not share a road with normal cars.
 

John Lee Pettimore

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Isn't it a scooter?

I know we have a very different take on bikes anyway in Europe, I drive one almost every day while over the pond it's a hobby at best.
But I think pedelecs, e-bikes and similar vehicles are fantastic options especially for older people to stay mobile.

And yes ideally they should not share a road with normal cars.
Do you guys have these fucking app-controlled pay-by-the-mile electric scooters lying around everywhere in the city? They are huge here, you see them all over the place. Pretty handy and fun though, to be fair.



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Qat

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Do you guys have these fucking app-controlled pay-by-the-mile electric scooters lying around everywhere in the city? They are huge here, you see them all over the place. Pretty handy and fun though, to be fair.



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Yea, they are getting more recently and the legislative + police tries to reign it in a bit now since mainly the tourists are going a bit overboard with it. But I see it on others as well more and more now.

I never used one tho, no need so far.
 

Rambo John J

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kind of a Catch-22.
oh

I'm talking about the masking to commit crimes under the guise of masking to prevent virus spread.

That is common here, surely criminals everywhere are enjoying the reason to mask their identity while committing crimes.
 

Filthy

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oh

I'm talking about the masking to commit crimes under the guise of masking to prevent virus spread.

That is common here, surely criminals everywhere are enjoying the reason to mask their identity while committing crimes.
totally a reason to not wear a mask.
Masks are bad, mmmkay.

i enjoy thwarting the surveillance state, so it has it's perks for me
 

Rambo John J

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totally a reason to not wear a mask.
Masks are bad, mmmkay.

i enjoy thwarting the surveillance state, so it has it's perks for me
I am just pointing out the criminal aspect's embracing of it.

The shadiest people I see in town lately are certainly wearing it for that reason, they are not frail, they are not compromised, they are casing residences and property for crime.

I don't think they, or you are thwarting much at all in reality, likely training and testing it.
 

Qat

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The shadiest people I see in town lately are certainly wearing it for that reason, they are not frail, they are not compromised, they are casing residences and property for crime.
It must suck to be so afraid all of the time