General Billy Joel v Elton Johm

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Filthy

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Oh, that was fucking awful. Worst song they ever did.

My all time "hated song that everyone seems to like" is Wonderwall by Oasis. It's three minutes of Liam whining like a bitch, like fingernails on a chalkboard.
George Harrison is grave-spinning
 

kneeblock

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Apr 18, 2015
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My Long Island adolescence has brainwashed me to say Billy Joel regardless of what the right answer is. There is something so quintessentially Long Island about Piano Man that I can't even believe other people from other places like it. Btw, wtf is a real estate novelist?
 

FINGERS

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My Long Island adolescence has brainwashed me to say Billy Joel regardless of what the right answer is. There is something so quintessentially Long Island about Piano Man that I can't even believe other people from other places like it. Btw, wtf is a real estate novelist?

Its a stone cold classic. Its so evocative. Could be a song about anywhere in the world. From Lagos to London.

The one place in the world I didn't imagine it in was Long Island actually.
 

Hauler

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Feb 3, 2016
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Elton wrote a song about Marily Monroe.
Billy bagged the Marilyn of our time.
 

Blammmo

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i once snuck in the back door of a larry ellison private party.

elton john was playing piano about 2 feet away from me. (devo was playing in the other room)

elton is an all time great, bille joel is an all time very very good
 

Hauler

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i once snuck in the back door of a larry ellison private party.

elton john was playing piano about 2 feet away from me. (devo was playing in the other room)

elton is an all time great, bille joel is an all time very very good
There's a joke in there somewhere...

Backdoor...Elton...Devo...Whip It Good
 

FINGERS

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My assumption was it's someone who is writing a novel but sells real estate to pay the bills.

Why would a microphone ever smell like a beer?

Because if the 'dog' on top of it. The foam type thing to stop you banging the cunt with your lips. The beer breath would permeate the porous cells and create an odour of beer that would linger after constant use whilst drinking the alcoholic beverage.
 

Hauler

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Because if the 'dog' on top of it. The foam type thing to stop you banging the cunt with your lips. The beer breath would permeate the porous cells and create an odour of beer that would linger after constant use whilst drinking the alcoholic beverage.
Billy doesn't use a dog.
Elton does, but that's something entirely different.
 

John Lee Pettimore

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Its a stone cold classic. Its so evocative. Could be a song about anywhere in the world. From Lagos to London.

The one place in the world I didn't imagine it in was Long Island actually.
Yep. There's sad middle-aged lonely drunks everywhere.

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John Lee Pettimore

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So a song about a bar then?

Its not as nihilistic as you're making out.
I don't know about that, man - I always found it a pretty miserable song. Always liked it, but always figured it sucks to be any of the guys referenced in the song.

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