I had a guy over to my house to give me a quote for putting new insulation in my attic. I take the guy to the hatch to the attic, he goes up his little ladder, shines his tiny flashlight around and then comes back down. He turns around and looks at me like I’m an idiot he says, “I can’t spray insulation up there!”
I say “Why Fuck face?”
and he says “You’ve got mold up there!” again he talks to me like I’m a moron, like I went up to my attic and planted mold because I thought it would be a great way to add value to my home. I asked him how much it would cost me to get rid of it he tells me 5 grand. I didn’t say a word to him, I grabbed him by the moustache, dragged him down the stairs, and threw him across my lawn. As I threw him, his moustache came off in my hand. I looked him straight in the eye and ate his moustache while he watched.
I just got back from Home Depot. I’m doing this myself.
Has anyone dealt with this?
I say “Why Fuck face?”
and he says “You’ve got mold up there!” again he talks to me like I’m a moron, like I went up to my attic and planted mold because I thought it would be a great way to add value to my home. I asked him how much it would cost me to get rid of it he tells me 5 grand. I didn’t say a word to him, I grabbed him by the moustache, dragged him down the stairs, and threw him across my lawn. As I threw him, his moustache came off in my hand. I looked him straight in the eye and ate his moustache while he watched.
I just got back from Home Depot. I’m doing this myself.
Has anyone dealt with this?
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