General Bored as fuck AMA

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  1. Priziesthorse

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    You're reading about spiritual growth and male-female dynamics in a book written by this guy

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    Pink yourself for 24 hours.
     
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    Is that @willthiswork@willthiswork ?
     
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    Tandy Oooohhhhh farts...

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    I so don't miss Sweden.
     
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    In general, wouldn't the uglier the guy, the better understanding of women he need?

    If you look like brad pitt, surely you don't need a deep understanding. Just a string of failed relationships and marriages.
     
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    "One of the things that I was most impressed about was reframing male to female relationships under this larger picture.

    Do you view every single woman that you meet as a potential mate? Go around all day stimulated excited all this feminine energy? Go home hyped up from this, have a wank and asleep?
    Some guys never really form good female friendships. All these females at work and other places were just potential mates and now you're married and they have less aligned with your life Direction.

    But what if the goal isn't just that mate? You've already got the mate. How do you convert all of these other women into useful relationships? What did you do with all that femininity that you're surrounded by in your office?"


    This guy can spout his useful female relationships bs cuz he's ugly as fuck and there's no chance any hot women want to fuck him. What if 60's Paul Newman walks into that office? He's got an 8ball in one hand and his cock in the other. Every woman in that office is sucking his cock before the first coffee break. He gets home from work and takes his pants off. His wife notices there's some sparkly shit on his cock and she sucks his dick anyways. Meanwhile that bald fat fuckin author had a great morning chat with his friend Janice about investing cryptocurrency. They exchange useful advice. Janice has to end their lil pow wow early cuz she's gonna let some 21 yr old punk in a tank top motorboat her 32 DD's. The author compliments Janice on being such a free spirit. He goes home to his orca whale wife. They sit on the couch watching reruns of Law&Order. Before he falls asleep he checks his emails. His publisher lets him know that 1000 people bought his book in the last week. He thinks to himself "there's a sucker born every minute."
     
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    I love you.
     
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    I've now read this like 3 times. Absolutely hilarious
     
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    I Don't think He's married. Wouldn't it be a juztaposition if a man who makes his living advising people about how to navigate male-female relationships isn't actually in a long term relationship himself?

    He's rich and he travels the world giving seminars and probably different woman (or man) every night.

    Before he falls asleep he checks his emails. His publisher lets him know that 1000 people bought his book in the last week. He thinks to himself "there's a sucker born every minute."
     
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  11. Galt

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    You should totally give relationship advice!
     
  12. Banchan

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    Sometimes a person who is totally not experienced - like for instance an unmarried person giving married people advice - can have a clarity about a situation that is unfamiliar with their own even more so than people who deal with it everyday but telling people what they should do is always more simple than having to walk your own talk.

    Just in general really laid back people who are all about their own happiness tend not to tie themselves down with one person for a long long time. Just saying it would kind of be a hoot if this guy was just living a wild single life while coaching husbands and wives how to stay together.
     
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    Hair line is spot on...
     
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    I diddnt read it what did it say?
     
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    Lol like I have any idea. Some shit about manifest destiny or the apocalypse I think.
     
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    By the way... @Miesha's Taint@Miesha's Taint

    I should point out that not even my rain gear fits as baggy as that hobos smock.

    But that hair line really is spot on.
     
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    Do you like Italian American’s?

    If so, would you sleep with one?
     
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    What’s your island inspired name? Pm if uncomfortable or tell me flat out no, I’m cool either way.
     
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    U w0t m8?

    Friendship over!

    !!!
     
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    Fuck you Lars you penis voter
     
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    I only vote for the genitalia with the best platform bruv
     
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  22. Tandy

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    Bump
     
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    Are your pubes curly because your favorite book is Oliver Twist?
    Or is Oliver Twist your favorite book because you have curly pubes?
     
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  24. Tandy

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    My pubes are curly because Fagin scared me so much as a child.
     
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    Bill Sykes was the real villain. Fagin much uglier tho
     
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